Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27291 times)

BowlofRice · « **Reply #640 on:** June 06, 2012, 11:34:43 AM »

Rule 5 of the game: deal with the competition swiftly.

You refuse to follow rule 34!

Zakuro33 · « **Reply #641 on:** June 07, 2012, 01:47:59 AM »

I don't need to follow rule 34, I'm a walking example of it!

You machine washed my plum tuxedo with vinegar!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #642 on:** July 05, 2012, 01:48:26 AM »

Lies! This is the bottle of detergent I used!
*looks at bottle*
Oh sh--! My bad!

You switched the bottles on me!

Burkingam · « **Reply #643 on:** August 09, 2012, 01:50:06 AM »

It was not evil. It was "mysterious".

You killed this thread!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #644 on:** September 30, 2012, 03:21:31 AM »

Nah, I'm reviving it as I type this.

You tried to frame me (literally)!

buchno · « **Reply #645 on:** October 01, 2012, 12:33:32 AM »

Oh yes I did, you'll make an excellent drawing in my dedicated Asian food display room...

You fell down from the wall, ruined my whole project and made my second personality go mad as I saw my life's ambition fall apart in front of me!

1000mAh · « **Reply #646 on:** October 01, 2012, 06:24:28 AM »

So what, I was dozing.

You ate my pizza!

anoligarh · « **Reply #647 on:** October 01, 2012, 04:59:24 PM »

Quote from: 1000mAh on October 01, 2012, 06:24:28 AM

So what, I was dozing.

You ate my pizza!

No way, i'm anorexic.

You ate my homework!

Belmakar · « **Reply #648 on:** October 01, 2012, 07:02:05 PM »

Your dog paid me for doing so.

You stole my time!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #649 on:** October 01, 2012, 07:12:17 PM »

Dat's right! Hide yo' time, cuz I be pillagin' Yargh har har~

You done stole my pegleg, you scrawny scallywag!

Belmakar · « **Reply #650 on:** October 01, 2012, 07:34:08 PM »

I needed it for my bonfire.

Your cat killed my rottweiler!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #651 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:32:34 AM »

It looked like a rat!!!!!!!

You dirtied my h-manga!!!!!!!

BronBron06 · « **Reply #652 on:** October 02, 2012, 12:00:20 PM »

At least it's just whipped cream I was snacking on

Hey... I know you marathoned Boku no Pico last night, heard all the moanings you and the show did and shit

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #653 on:** October 03, 2012, 04:50:53 AM »

But..but...the character's transferred into the dimensions of the living. I couldn't help but plunder the spoils.

You didn't rape the girl even when she clearly wanted to be (yes I knew she wanted to be raped).

anoligarh · « **Reply #654 on:** October 03, 2012, 04:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Mistgun_Zero on October 03, 2012, 04:50:53 AM

But..but...the character's transferred into the dimensions of the living. I couldn't help but plunder the spoils.

You didn't rape the girl even when she clearly wanted to be (yes I knew she wanted to be raped).

That's partially true. I only fingered her.

You didn't eat two bananas.

BowlofRice · « **Reply #655 on:** October 03, 2012, 05:53:45 PM »

I didn't; you did.

Reverse psychology.

Burkingam · « **Reply #656 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:33:10 PM »

Guilty. Please put me in jail.

You killed a kitten!

Belmakar · « **Reply #657 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:43:05 PM »

It killed my rottweiler (he choked on it...)

You let the dogs out...

Burkingam · « **Reply #658 on:** October 12, 2012, 09:28:00 PM »

woof woof woof woof!

You locked the dogs in...

BowlofRice · « **Reply #659 on:** October 12, 2012, 11:05:22 PM »

Ugh, been constipated for weeks now...its not like I'm locking them in because i want to.

You took my constipation pills!