Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27414 times)

1000mAh · « **Reply #660 on:** October 13, 2012, 11:11:35 PM »

yea and fed them to your dog.

you stole my game!

Burkingam · « **Reply #661 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:37:47 PM »

I didn't steal it, you lost it and I just found it laying around.

You lost the game!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #662 on:** October 17, 2012, 11:44:26 AM »

Just because you stopped playing doesn't imply I lost.

You broke my game!

Burkingam · « **Reply #663 on:** October 17, 2012, 01:12:22 PM »

I wouldn't say I "broke" it. All I did is to accidentally drop in on the ground and next thing I know it's in several peaces.

It's all your fault! You made me drop it when you showed me your boobs!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #664 on:** October 17, 2012, 01:27:23 PM »

But I'm a pettanko!

You touched me!

Burkingam · « **Reply #665 on:** October 17, 2012, 03:14:27 PM »

But you are wearing a T-shirt that says "Please touch me" on it!

You are contradicting yourself!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #666 on:** October 19, 2012, 03:30:24 AM »

I am a walking paradox.

You tried to make sense of me!

Burkingam · « **Reply #667 on:** October 30, 2012, 02:32:48 PM »

I'm the god of reason.

You are unreasonable!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #668 on:** November 10, 2012, 12:52:35 AM »

Because I don't like reason

You just drank all of my shampoo!!!!

buchno · « **Reply #669 on:** November 10, 2012, 05:08:29 PM »

Why the *bleep* did you pour shampoo in a sour milk bottle?!

I'm going to die because of this!

Burkingam · « **Reply #670 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:19:15 PM »

Sucks to be you!

You caused the hurricane Sandy through your depraved actions!!!

BowlofRice · « **Reply #671 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:33:26 PM »

My depraved behavior is a rain dance passed down through countless depraved unspeakable acts.

You tried to unravel the secret of our dance. How dare you!

andrew2192 · « **Reply #672 on:** November 27, 2012, 04:41:09 PM »

No. it wasn't me, it was the one armed man.

Why you eat my dog?

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #673 on:** November 27, 2012, 05:14:14 PM »

It was a hot dog

Why did you eat my phone?

BowlofRice · « **Reply #674 on:** November 27, 2012, 05:23:23 PM »

I'm your toilet.

Why did you turn me into an M man!?

1000mAh · « **Reply #675 on:** December 14, 2012, 07:46:02 AM »

Because I'm a S man.

Why did you steal my feta!?

BowlofRice · « **Reply #676 on:** December 14, 2012, 06:37:03 PM »

That was...feta...!?
*gags*
...
*swallows*
Hmm, its not as bad the second time, who knew?

Why is today not tomorrow!?

SilverDash · « **Reply #677 on:** January 19, 2013, 07:46:54 PM »

Because tomorrow arrived late!

You forgot to buy me a peanut!

zlater · « **Reply #678 on:** January 21, 2013, 09:25:39 PM »

I didn't forget it, I bought it but you forgot it because you have amnesia

I got injured my ankle because you kick me

Tiffanys · « **Reply #679 on:** January 21, 2013, 09:49:34 PM »

I've never met you. You must have just twisted it in your sleep while dreaming about me.

If you were a German you could not say what this is in English..!

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