Author Topic: [Game] How do you plead? (Read 27413 times)

FlyinPenguin · « **Reply #700 on:** February 02, 2013, 08:48:57 AM »

Since I had no underwear on, I figured all the porn links would be useful.

Your history had nothing but futanari and trap hentai!

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #701 on:** February 02, 2013, 09:07:55 AM »

those were fake links ..they actually led to yuri hentai pages

You believe in pokemorphs !

zlater · « **Reply #702 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:21:31 PM »

Yes, I do whats the matter with that, they are cute

You stole my flying velociraptor

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #703 on:** February 05, 2013, 02:44:35 AM »

I'm from prehistoric animal control .. you Don't look after you velociraptor good enough . ......... 'sorry for the inconvenience caused m dear velociraptor . we will definitely punish this inhuman human ! ' is what i have promised it .

You kidnapped me with a forklift !

Bookwyrm · « **Reply #704 on:** February 05, 2013, 05:58:48 AM »

My van was stolen.. Had no choice

You killed kenny

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #705 on:** February 05, 2013, 07:04:22 AM »

Kenny knew too much about my internet search history

You sent kenny to spy on me !

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #706 on:** February 05, 2013, 09:34:27 AM »

Don't worry, he is not gay.

Why don't you have any pants on?

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #707 on:** February 05, 2013, 11:43:33 AM »

Because underwear is the way to go !

Why did you steal my pants !?

FlyinPenguin · « **Reply #708 on:** February 06, 2013, 09:29:27 AM »

Because under underwear, like pants, are overrated!

You are a never nude.

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #709 on:** February 06, 2013, 09:50:19 AM »

I prefer making other's nude.

You are always nude

FlyinPenguin · « **Reply #710 on:** February 06, 2013, 10:11:15 AM »

No. I am never nude because I am a never nude.

You fail to recognize there are dozens of us... DOZENS!!!

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #711 on:** February 06, 2013, 12:26:16 PM »

That's obviously because of the saying ' the more the merrier ! '

You traveled to the past to rape me ! (and succeeded ! )

Burkingam · « **Reply #712 on:** February 06, 2013, 04:23:23 PM »

It was a scientific experiment! I did it for science!!

You ate the last cookie!

Belmakar · « **Reply #713 on:** February 06, 2013, 05:00:10 PM »

I'm sorry, I didn't know it was yours. Would you like it back?

You did something completely random!

zlater · « **Reply #714 on:** February 06, 2013, 09:37:00 PM »

I've never... Gooooooooooal of Rasmus Elm(Sweeden 2 - 3 Argentina)

You used my pc to watch HD porn

Burkingam · « **Reply #715 on:** February 06, 2013, 10:39:18 PM »

You told me to use your PC to pass time and HD porn is all there is on your PC.

YOU PERV!

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #716 on:** February 07, 2013, 02:01:34 AM »

ME ! Noo ! ..I'm just a psychotic stalker on wheels !

You stole my Car and gave it as a birthday gift to a serial killer !

Burkingam · « **Reply #717 on:** February 07, 2013, 02:25:08 AM »

I booby trapped the car. It was for a good cause. The serial killer needs to die before he kills more people.

You told the serial killer about the booby trap!!

Darth.Sid · « **Reply #718 on:** February 07, 2013, 03:29:10 AM »

I had to let him know that part of the cause of his death could also be referring to his fetishes

[puns are punny ]

you're a member of The A.R.C {Alien Raping Community} !!!!!

Mistgun_Zero · « **Reply #719 on:** February 12, 2013, 09:17:18 PM »

Well, google turned on some kind of safe search, so I had to look for communities outside the earth for help.

You are using goggle with safe search on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!