Author Topic: Girlfriend saw my loli .... (Read 11541 times)

dogsinafen · « **Reply #40 on:** May 11, 2011, 01:03:40 PM »

Ohhh great thread is great.

Good advice from the girls of this forum.

Let us know how it turns out.

flyawave · « **Reply #41 on:** May 11, 2011, 01:04:20 PM »

^^Damn... I'll understand one day

rostheferret · « **Reply #42 on:** May 11, 2011, 01:06:06 PM »

Quote from: xyx on May 11, 2011, 10:25:39 AM

you won't solve anything if you lie to her, just tell her the truth.. it's not bad =/

I suddenly recalled all the times I told the truth to a woman. Suddenly lying your heart out seems like the only course of action.

temuchin · « **Reply #43 on:** May 11, 2011, 01:10:00 PM »

what was the hentai? baka should make it free-leech in Xenoran's honor.

i do agree with Tiffany and Morgana about the whole privacy thing. it is
not unusual for peoples to get aggravated if people are viewing them even
engaging in typing a letter on the computer. invasion of personal space is
not good. you definitely should have said - lay off my pc/mac etc. viewing
a person's computer without permission is almost akin to reading their diary.

i think the main challenge he may face is if she caught him fapping away.
embarrassing as they could be i would make light of it like AceHigh suggested
"well my right hand is stronger than the left". or something.

give it a day -send her some roses (i have never meet a female whom doesn't
like roses) then go over to her place (use her key) and say hey "insert her name"
you really surprised me the other night, i thought the key was for emergency
purposes not to observe me watching anime. just re-iterate it was just that
crappy anime with characters in sexual positions. leave it at that.

good luck mon ami and be sure to post back with word as how it went.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #44 on:** May 11, 2011, 01:28:46 PM »

Quote from: Xenoran on May 11, 2011, 06:02:32 AM

Quote from: xyx on May 11, 2011, 05:56:19 AM
oh god.

well, call her, if that doesn't work just go to her house and talk about this, tell her straight that you are a loli freak and maybe she will understand XD

and the chances of any girl understanding this??? .... i doubt it ... it happened just a little bit ago .... maybe half an hour ago now ..... IT WAS 01:30AM its dark outside ... how was i supposed to know she would stop over this late .... but how long should i wait to call her?

Ok, she assumes you are a pedobear in disguise, if she can't accept your anime/hentai hobby you have two choices, apologize and drop anime forever and suffer the withdrawal or drop the ball, talk to her, and see what then, I mean, I have a gf and she sees the difference between real life and anime, be it loli porn anime hentai or some juicy echii show, she doesn't mind, and usually she wants to watch those with me, she also hogs my Ika Musume stuff, I swear, one of those days i will lock her up in an Iron maiden and watch her suffer for stealing my dolly !

IT'S WAR I TELL YOU !!

at least it's fun here heheh

AceD · « **Reply #45 on:** May 11, 2011, 02:38:37 PM »

Despite what anybody says here, if most girls walked in and saw a blatant underage girl getting boned on your screen, animated or not, there just gonna think pedo....and leave. Blame yourself for letting her take your laptop really, if i was even into loli hentai i'd put my life on the line to stop anybody else seeing it...

Switch-Renn · « **Reply #46 on:** May 11, 2011, 02:44:49 PM »

Quote from: Tiffanys on May 11, 2011, 12:42:20 PM

Quote from: Switch-Renn on May 11, 2011, 12:34:00 PM
Give her a while to calm down first off. You don't want to piss her off even more by trying to explain yourself.
When she's calmed down, just sit her down and explain that you can't really help but like it. Ask her why she likes (and possibly indulges) in what she likes, and she'll most likely understand.
Though I'm assuming she's not pissed by the fact it was loli, but the fact you were fapping over something that wasn't her. In which case she'll just have to calm down herself, there's not much you can do. :v

Obviously it's because it was loli. He even mentioned she said it was okay if it was porn.

In the OP he said that she just asked if it was porn, that doesn't mean it's okay. She was probably hesitantly asking, like a child would ask their parents if Santa Claus was real after being told he wasn't by their friends. Though having said that he might have said in a later post that I missed where he clarified and told us she said it was okay, but yeah.

Tatsujin · « **Reply #47 on:** May 11, 2011, 02:48:25 PM »

Dude ... seriously ................... .. I don't know, lol.

Your completely fucked. I hide all my lolis!

On a serious note, I'd probably talk to her before the night falls and see if she wants to hear you out, if she shuts you out call her tomorrow. If the same thing happens, give it another try the next day. If she shuts you out again, give up and know that she dumped you. At the very least, leave her a message about uhm ... how you feel, ... >_>;; not sure. DON'T TALK ABOUT THOSE LOLIS THOU!

Meomix · « **Reply #48 on:** May 11, 2011, 02:55:38 PM »

If you don't confront her as soon as possible by the time you wake up tomorrow half of your workforce will know what happened.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #49 on:** May 11, 2011, 03:04:35 PM »

technically, when you agree for your gf to touch your laptop, it would have happened sooner or later, best thing to do is knowing your enemy, if she doesn't like anime, don't let her near your collections, I was pretty open about my hobbies from the start.

AceHigh · « **Reply #50 on:** May 11, 2011, 04:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Morgia on May 11, 2011, 09:52:50 AM

We're all bullies at heart and we'll use whatever weakness in a guy we can exploit - especially the guilty little secrets, since we usually can't get the physical upper hand.

Quote from: Tiffanys on May 11, 2011, 12:26:47 PM

You need to think like a manipulative little shit. Don't let your feelings get in the way. If you want to fight a girl, you need to think like a girl.

Tsk tsk, you two make a stereotype of all girls as "mean bitches", but I know for a fact that one of you never bully in such a way and is not a manipulative bitch.

Tiff, you are suggesting that the guy will not just think like a girl, but actually act like Eric Cartman. That might work, if his gf is dense enough, but there is a way to deal with it like guy with self-respect without acting like a manipulative bitch. Simply act as if you have done nothing wrong, any way she tries to criticize you, just stand firm that there is nothing wrong with it and if she gets angry, laugh it off. Make her feel like she is talking to a wall, make a clear statement "This is me and my interests, if you do not approve, fuck off".

Also if she gets over it, but tries to use that against you in the future, then always respond with "so what?". Basically you are not guilty of anything, you must not show even the slightest hint that you are ashamed of it or anything like that. Works for me so far, but then again my girlfriend is very open minded. Oh and it helps not having any secrets of your daily routines and interests, makes the life much easier.

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #51 on:** May 11, 2011, 04:45:23 PM »

Quote from: flyawave on May 11, 2011, 10:29:24 AM

...after reading this thread.

Uhh, I would totally say you're screwed. I gotta ask though, you have a girlfriend and.... you thought loli was a good idea.. or what? I mean, I see B... but I don't know how you got there from A. I hope it works out, if not... there are plenty of girls out there that like the idea of loli (it would be really funny if a fat girl was into loli, would it? It's funny cause you know... it's the opposite of her! Hahahah)

Oh I love this thread.

TiYlER · « **Reply #52 on:** May 11, 2011, 04:48:39 PM »

Quote from: TMRNetShark on May 11, 2011, 04:45:23 PM

Oh I love this thread.

I pity him, laughing would be just plain mean. I'm sure it will all work out though, either she accepts it or she doesn't. He doesn't need her if she cannot accept him for who he is. (Unless she is SMOKING hot)

flyawave · « **Reply #53 on:** May 11, 2011, 04:51:40 PM »

But I'm sure he finds the lolis smoking hot too... dilemma

TiYlER · « **Reply #54 on:** May 11, 2011, 04:56:25 PM »

Choices:

Smoking Hot 3D Grown Girl
Smoking Hot 2D Child Girl

Hmmmmmm...

pingryanime · « **Reply #55 on:** May 11, 2011, 05:21:59 PM »

I'd have to agree with half the posters in this thread.

Explain that you have a fetishism in whatever way you want to and if she doesn't like it, then leave her. She already knows you like hentai/loli/whatevershethinkstheyare, so if she doesn't accept it, she never will (and dur, that's not going to take a relationship in the right direction)

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #56 on:** May 11, 2011, 06:37:06 PM »

Quote from: TiYlER on May 11, 2011, 04:48:39 PM

Quote from: TMRNetShark on May 11, 2011, 04:45:23 PM
Oh I love this thread.

I pity him, laughing would be just plain mean. I'm sure it will all work out though, either she accepts it or she doesn't. He doesn't need her if she cannot accept him for who he is. (Unless she is SMOKING hot)

Ahhh, I don't even have a girl... I'm way too young still to be dating anyone... I'll do that closer to 30.

kitamesume · « **Reply #57 on:** May 11, 2011, 06:46:21 PM »

my god, set your power button to "when clicked do [shut down]" problem solved. its a nice panic button mind you.

anyway, call her and say "got time this Saturday?" its a 50%-50% but if she doesnt answer, add "i need to check if how much a ring costs" now you`d get a reply.

PS: most effective way, most costly as well. because you`d be having a date this saturday, and if you manage to find a cheap nice looking ring to top it off, you`ll be off to a kissing scene.
Savage NOTE: if you dont have money to begin with, you`re better off being alone. why? no money to take your gal out, no gifts either, who would want that? a BF that stays only at home and chats with you. no fun-no glory.

Chiyachan · « **Reply #58 on:** May 11, 2011, 06:54:45 PM »

BBT have been informed that the OP has been arrested on suspicion of obtaining and distributing child pornography.
We would like to take this time to state we do -not- endorse lolicon.

kitamesume · « **Reply #59 on:** May 11, 2011, 06:57:35 PM »

olala LOL arrested already? meh...