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Offline Nyking754

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zombie survival
« on: May 18, 2011, 12:44:10 AM »
what would you do in a zombie outbreak!?!
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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 12:46:21 AM »
Round up all of my loli and hide.

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 04:05:46 AM »
Avoid the loli zombies.

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 04:51:38 AM »
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What type of zombies?  Describe the "outbreak" a bit.

I mean, are we dealing with a Shaun of the Dead, High School of the Dead, or a classic Dawn of the Dead situation?  How is it transmitted?  That's a very important bit of info required to develop a proper strategy.

Generally speaking, I'd head for the countryside (U.S.) and hole up on fairly high ground.  I know some pretty good places that mere flesh cannot claw its way into.  A mid-sized motorcycle, such as a 650 or 750, would be about an optimum fuel-efficiency vs. speed vs. carrying capacity transport.

I know my way around guns and have decades of experience reloading my own shells, so I'd definitely acquire several pump-action 20 gauge shotguns (good ol' Remington 870s are exceptionally reliable) & modify the barrels down to about 16", several kegs of powder, a couple hundred boxes of primers & empty shells, and about a ton of #1 or #0 shot, which I feel is optimum for exploding rotten brain cases.  Opportunity permitting, enhance with a semi-auto (Remington 1100) for a one-handed option, and a couple of handguns, such as Glock .40 cal with copious amounts of high-capacity clippage.

To answer your question: 20 gauge shells are lighter, so you can carry nearly twice as many as 12 gauge, and (especially with optimized reloads) they hit more than hard enough to "get the job done."

I also can swing a sword without cutting my own ears off, so some sort of ~30" one-handed meat-chopping device(s) with enough weight to pass through skulls ... and a honing steel to keep the edge in working order.  If not available, a medium weight, ~1 meter crowbar with angled (not hooked) ends.

Standard outbreaks burn themselves out within a week or two, so massive food hording shouldn't be a major concern.  It would be a straightforward project to raid a grocery store for raw meat and fish which can be jerked in short order to get by for a month.

Definitely keep an eye out for any hot babes with functioning brains and hot attitude in need of a traveling companion to wash, er, watch her back ...  weapons experience a plus  ;D 8)
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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 06:41:36 AM »
Go over to dad's place, he has all my leads, lock and load, get into the truck and drive to our family safe house, apparently all this was prepared a long time ago in case of civil war outbreak, but applicable in a zombie outbreak as well.
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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 07:14:48 AM »
I'd go to the small university near here, lock myself in with the metal barricade doors - and wait out a couple of months. I'd bring my solar power converter, laptop, and external HD. The cafeteria is bathroom adjacent with a large freezer with a variety of food - rationed it should take a while even if the freezer runs out of power. Even if it takes longer than what I have, there is an greenhouse managed by the biology/agricultural studies department. Not even mentioning the large amount of livestock within easy reach.

Honestly, Canada is a great place to be for zombie outbreaks, lots of room and very few people. Along with an abundance of salvageable food and survival/camping supplies. We should mention it more in our pitch to tourists.
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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 10:17:32 AM »
i feel like most zombie movies underestimate just how many bullets there are in any place that can readily have guns.
Seriously i think a zombie apocalypse just wouldnt happen in some place like america where you can get assloads of bullets and guns and there are military bases all over for people to go to. Really its only in big cities where you would get fucked purely because of congestion while fleeing to said military bases

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 01:24:45 PM »
become the zombie leader.

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 02:59:04 PM »
Call GTLS.

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 03:33:11 PM »
If it was like Black Ops Zombies, some slow, some fast, some added along with it... my strategy would go like this.

Use my pistol and knife til round 3, then get an M14 and stay in the same room until level 5... oh wait.


I MEAN, ideally, I would try to get an auto-turret like they have in Kino Der Toten. Put that at the top of the only stairwell up to the 2nd floor of where I live until enough zombies are distracted. Open a window to sneak out (for nonly 250 points) and head straight for the local gun shop. Ironically enough, there is a hardware store not even half a block away that sells plasma cutters so that it is easy to get into the gun shop if it's locked. Ready as many guns as I can, because reloading will be a bitch. Once I know I have atleast 300-1000 cartridges of ammo between however many survivors, just start kiting a little, shoot a couple in the head, kite a bit more... until the 100-200 some odd people who could be infected in my town are dead. Once we get the all clear, the ACME will become our fortress. We have everything we need within a 1 minute sprint's distance. Hardware store to the southeast, a CVS pharmacy to the east, a gun store and a cop station to the northeast, an STP to the north, an entire backup and main lots of a Car Sense (used car retailer) to the west, a major highway to anywhere to the southwest, and finally... a Wawa to the south.

We will rebuild society in a Fallout 3 fashion... if we don't get that far and I happen to be the last one left running away... Three Mile Island is like an hour or two walk from the ACME... I'll let it go nuclear and take out as many of those fucking zombie as I can. Of course I would try and distract as many as I can to follow me... lead them right into the water so they either drown or can't move until they get radiated!

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 07:58:30 PM »
Wait, I change my mind. I want a zombie girlfriend. That way, I can get into their social circle and become trusted by the zombies. Get the zombie chick pregnant(possible?) and have half-alive half-undead (?) kids and form an army. Then proceed to taking over the world.

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 08:14:49 PM »
Go to nearest police station and steal guns. Kill zombies (and survivors :D) to my heart content. Steal a bike and drive to my heart content. Go to a snooker club and play snooker to my heart content. Shoot myself in the head.

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 08:33:34 PM »
Go to nearest police station and steal guns. Kill zombies (and survivors :D) to my heart content. Steal a bike and drive to my heart content. Go to a snooker club and play snooker to my heart content. Shoot myself in the head.

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 09:19:07 PM »
Wait, I change my mind. I want a zombie girlfriend. That way, I can get into their social circle and become trusted by the zombies. Get the zombie chick pregnant(possible?) and have half-alive half-undead (?) kids and form an army. Then proceed to taking over the world.
so you commit necrophilia and then have a dead baby fucking gross why not fuck a regular chick and have a regular baby and hunt zombie together ... o wait nvm

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 09:24:07 PM »
Wait, I change my mind. I want a zombie girlfriend. That way, I can get into their social circle and become trusted by the zombies. Get the zombie chick pregnant(possible?) and have half-alive half-undead (?) kids and form an army. Then proceed to taking over the world.
so you commit necrophilia and then have a dead baby fucking gross why not fuck a regular chick and have a regular baby and hunt zombie together ... o wait nvm

Honestly, what else did you expect of him?

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 09:27:06 PM »
Wait, I change my mind. I want a zombie girlfriend. That way, I can get into their social circle and become trusted by the zombies. Get the zombie chick pregnant(possible?) and have half-alive half-undead (?) kids and form an army. Then proceed to taking over the world.
so you commit necrophilia and then have a dead baby fucking gross why not fuck a regular chick and have a regular baby and hunt zombie together ... o wait nvm

Honestly, what else did you expect of him?

OT: hope the people I hate most get turned into a zombie before me so I can beat the crap out of them for a good reason ;D

Don't you already have a good reason? (besides that killing zombies means SURVIVAL!)

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2011, 09:42:21 PM »
Now, in my mind there are MANY variables. Ideally, telephone lines don't go down instantly, nor does electricity.
First: Call friends/family to see if alive if phones working. If no, most people I like know pre-arranged meeting point. (Of course, only able to call them if telephone lines are working.
Wait 24 hours at meeting point for all survivors to arrive. (Building not too far out of a town with no resources so that no unwelcome survivors approach. (In this instance, the town is York. The meeting point would be Railway Museum. I realise that it's not out of town, but it's not slapdash centre and there's good access and would be easy to clear out.)
First people to arrive, their duty is to safeguard the place and find best safe place, put torches down to guide survivors to safe room.
Once 24 hours past. (Again a slight variable depending on type of virus/arrival at saferoom, decided time of apocolypse.)
We leave the saferoom and walk slowly and calmly to a large truck/minivan which can sit all of us. We drive to petrol station FIRST and load up with fuel, getting several additional containers worth. We don't pay.
Afterwards, the trip takes us to a hardware store for a generator and electrical fencing, various tools. Then a computing store for a laptop or three and security cameras.
Then we have 2 options.

a) We steal from a supermarket/wholesalers for tinned and long-lasting food. Drive out into the countryside and find a nice large house which would be easy to defend. Defend house until death/rescue.

b) Secure the wholesalers and live out there until death or rescue. (Downside to this is that it IS a wholesalers, yes, not many entrances, but there may be plenty of survivors heading there to get food eventually. This is under the assumption they go to nearby supermarkets first for food and leave wholesalers for a week+.) Can't keep to secure as survivors coming will make noise, shouting to be let in, bringing horde of zombies with them.

EDIT: As droprop kindly reminded me... I'd get a new phone with a PAYG sim. (I have an iPhone, battery life is SHIT.) I'd also avoid HTC and Blackberry. Get myself a nice lil longlasting one. Of course I'd be keeping the iPhone on for as long as possible for survivor contact.
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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2011, 02:38:56 AM »
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Dawn of the Dead style is mega awesome.   ;D 8)

Plus: slow and stupid, easily herded; infection from bites only (although, avoidance of zombie fluids whenever possible is a Good Strategy).  The large majority of the world is already infected, so there will be VAST resources available to the very few survivors.  Well documented type of outbreak, so quite a number of study guides are available to develop appropriate/effective tactics.

Minus: these zombies take serious damage to disable, so hard-hitting and precise tactics are a must.  They form one of the most impressive Zombie Swarms possible, somehow communicating the location of "food" almost telepathically.  They react to a variety of stimuli; clearly sound but also (apparently) body heat, motion, sight.  They have impressive strength, grabbing and chewing capability.  Further, these zombies have a longer life-expectancy than most others; they don't seem to rot as fast for some reason and remain ambulatory for a very significant time frame.  This incursion may well last several months, or even up to a year, so longer-term planning is a must.

plus or minus, depending on how it plays out: infection takes a fair bit of time, like about half a day to a day or more.  Lots of time to take out contaminated companions &/or off yourself first, if you so wish.


I don't really need to adjust my previously stated tactics by much.  A motorcycle with speed, agility and fuel efficiency for primary transport.  Modify with holsters for at least six shotguns and several handguns, plus a backpack full of spare clips.  A nice modern ATV as a back-up once a good location is secured.  Will definitely add a long gun with top-gear hunting scope to the arsenal for ranged protection.  With my .30-06 I'm good for one-shot one-kill head shots out to 200 meters.  Since my handguns of choice would be .40 cal, I'd locate a .40 cal carbine or two for closer range.  With luck I can find a couple that use the same clips as the handguns so all the ammo & clips are interchangeable whenever anything might get lost or broken.

Fortunately, there are not very many survivors to compete with in this scenario, so finding large, multi-floor buildings &/or shopping malls will be easy.  Since I'm near Philadelphia, there are thousands of buildings to evaluate and choose from ... so, one that is tall (at least 10 floors) for commanding view of surroundings, and that I can secure the ground floor.  Several entrances and exits to the 2nd & 3rd floors that are extremely zombie-resistant.  Clearly, a full room-by-room & floor-by-floor sweep will be meticulously conducted, most likely with one or two dogs, which should be very easy to come by.  Secure clean water and sanitary sewage facilities/equipment.

A secondary (and tertiary) location will also be located and secured in case the primary is compromised.  Quite a number of universities near me, so securing their library buildings for future research goes onto the checklist.  Need to secure a copious fuel source that does not require electricity to run pumps ... probably locate a couple dozen fuel tank trucks, make sure they are fully topped off, and parked in a network of safe, strategic locations.  In fact, a similar strategy of locating and securing semi-tractor trailers filled with critical supplies (ammunition, clothing, tools, non-perishable food, etc.) would also take up a lot of my attention.  Keep them disabled so that I can move them at need but no one else can, even if they find them & figure out what they are.

So long as there is power, use of internet to download and physically print out critical (survival) info will be a priority in the first days; electronic copies will, of course, become useless in short order.  So long as various tech is available (phones internets tv etc.), most certainly make use of it.  Most of my friends are at least 600 miles away, some are 3000 and others are overseas, so meeting up with them physically wouldn't be the best plan, especially since I'd have to travel through several zombie metropolises infested with literally millions of zombies and major military bases that would be totally freaking out.  Better to set up several meeting points a couple months out where we can all travel by mostly rural routes.

Raiding grocery stores for fresh meat and fish and jerking it in large volume will also be another priority while gas cooking and electricity remain functional.  However, I also can hunt, so I can compromise a bit there and rely on wild game, cows, farm animals, etc. as other priorities crop up.

First two weeks would be spent performing a lot of experiments to evaluate exact zombie behavior so that tactics can be refined.  Probably ignore and avoid most humans, unless I spot one or two that appear to really have a clue And seem safe to contact.  As stated previously, one or two bad-ass, tsundere babes to keep things entertaining would also be high on the priority list.  Someone(s) to help shoot and reload clips, play chess with around the campfire at night and generally help keep sharp would be fairly critical.

Overall, I rate my chances at quite a bit better than ~95%, assuming I do nothing completely retarded.
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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2011, 06:09:50 AM »

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Re: zombie survival
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2011, 10:34:42 AM »
It's good to be prepared.. but this is ridiculous.
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