Amusing Statements on Marriage (from Male's Point of Views)

[Tatsujin]

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." [Sacha Guitry]

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." [Socrates]

"Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them." [Dumas]

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" [Sigmund Freud]

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." [Anonymous]

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [Henny Youngman]

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." [Sam Kinison]

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." [James Holt McGavran]

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." [Patrick Murray]

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming, (1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it, (2) Whenever you're right, shut up." [Nash]

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." [Milton Berle]

Had a good laugh? I did, lol.

[Kyrdua]

just for laughs board?

i like this one

     "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." [Patrick Murray]


what's the source for all of these?

[Mistgun_Zero]

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming, (1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it, (2) Whenever you're right, shut up." [Nash]

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." [Milton Berle] [/i]

So true, so true..... but that can be also be applied to girls in general, right?

[Burkingam]

lets turn the table



"A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way."[Honore de Balzac]

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her."[Agatha Christie]

"I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."[Joan Collins]

"After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her."[Helen Rowland]

"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."[Helen Rowland]

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact".[Roseanne Barr]

[Mistgun_Zero]

Wow that's a lot less reply than could be expected, looks like all BBT members are married or in the process . Well here something for the lovebirds :


"Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener."

"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished."

"Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway."

"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."

"A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has."

"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot."

[i-cypher]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-- Anonymous

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
-- Sam Ewing (June 1994, National Enquirer)

Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
-- Unknown

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous

[Tatsujin]

I had some very good laughs, lol.

[Havoc10K]

sounds steamy

[redgunder]

hmm... a very interesting topics ... regardless of the warning above people will eventually married or turn gay ... whichever comes first..

not married is like having a gun in your closet and never fire it...

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or you fire it randomly...

[rostheferret]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…….”

[Havoc10K]

oh yes, long time I haven't seen this one