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Amusing Statements on Marriage (from Male's Point of Views)

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i-cypher:
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-- Anonymous

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
-- Sam Ewing (June 1994, National Enquirer)

Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
-- Unknown

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous

Tatsujin:
I had some very good laughs, lol.

Havoc10K:
sounds steamy :D

redgunder:
hmm... a very interesting topics ;D... regardless of the warning above people will eventually married :-\ or turn gay :o... whichever comes first..

not married is like having a gun in your closet and never fire it...
(click to show/hide)or you fire it randomly...

rostheferret:

--- Quote from: old joke ---A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…….”
--- End quote ---

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