Author Topic: What the hell happened?? (Read 7675 times)

TiYlER · « **Reply #180 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:45:42 PM »

Quote from: flyawave on June 03, 2011, 07:28:55 PM

Quote from: TiYlER on June 03, 2011, 05:03:06 PM
What the hell happened:

Well, when school ended 2 hours ago, we had gotten off the school bus at our bus stop and Jonah had suggested we do something to remember the day... long story short, we ended up stripping.
Fuck that, tell me the long story

Ok. Dialogue:

Jonah: "We need to do something for this day. It is the last day of our Freshmen Year!"
Me: "Yeah, but what?"
Jonah: "Let's Catdaddy!"
Ronny: "What is that?"
Jonah: "You don't know how to Catdaddy?!"
Me: "I do, we spent 15 minutes learning it last week, remember?"
Ronny: "But I don't..."
Me: "Then let's do something else."
Jonah: "I'm going to Catdaddy. Come on guys, once we get off the bus, join me!"
Me: "If you REALLY wanna do something, Take off your shit and pants. But leave your boxers, I don't wanna see that."
Jonah: "YEAH!"
Ronny: "Whaaaaaat???"

The bus arrives at McDuff. We get off and Jonah takes off his shirt.

Jonah: "Come on guys!"
Me: "Okay!"

I take off my shirt and my pants are around my thighs.

Ronny: "What the hell is wrong with you guys??"
Jonah: "Stripping! LIKE A BOSS!"
Me: "Fuck yeah!"
Ronny: "I'm going to keep my clothes on..."
Jonah: "Feel confident about your sexuality Ronny, take off your shirt!"
Me: "Yeah, Come on Ronny!"

...In the end Ronny keeps his clothes on.
(Other minor character's dialogue has been omitted due to the Author's laziness)
*I skipped the ending because it involves unimportant conversation

flyawave · « **Reply #181 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:20:38 PM »

I... Why Did?... Are you?...
Just
WHAT THE FUCK TYLER

TiYlER · « **Reply #182 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:25:54 PM »

Quote from: flyawave on June 03, 2011, 08:20:38 PM

I... Why Did?... Are you?...
Just
WHAT THE FUCK TYLER

Que?

Kyrdua · « **Reply #183 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:26:08 PM »

Oh boy. our good old TiYiER living out his days as a 青春 Youth.
enjoy it while you can, son.

TiYlER · « **Reply #184 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:32:34 PM »

Quote from: Kyrdua on June 03, 2011, 08:26:08 PM

Oh boy. our good old TiYiER living out his days as a Seishiun Youth.
enjoy it while you can, son.

What is Seishiun?

Kyrdua · « **Reply #185 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:39:33 PM »

Seishun (青春) - my bad

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #186 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:56:24 PM »

I remember the last time I took my shirt off... those poor elderly ladies. They never saw that bus coming... $:-\$

flyawave · « **Reply #187 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:58:45 PM »

Quote from: TiYlER on June 03, 2011, 08:25:54 PM

Quote from: flyawave on June 03, 2011, 08:20:38 PM
I... Why Did?... Are you?...
Just
WHAT THE FUCK TYLER

Que?

ALL OF MY RAGE

Seriously, If you can't see why, I'm scared

Quote from: TMRNetShark on June 03, 2011, 08:56:24 PM

I remember the last time I took my shirt off... those poor elderly ladies. They never saw that bus coming... $:-\$

That smiley face says it all

TiYlER · « **Reply #188 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:08:23 PM »

Quote from: TMRNetShark on June 03, 2011, 08:56:24 PM

I remember the last time I took my shirt off... those poor elderly ladies. They never saw that bus coming... $:-\$

O.O

All right, must I reveal the pictures taken?

froody1911 · « **Reply #189 on:** June 04, 2011, 12:20:28 AM »

Quote from: TiYlER on June 03, 2011, 09:08:23 PM

Quote from: TMRNetShark on June 03, 2011, 08:56:24 PM
I remember the last time I took my shirt off... those poor elderly ladies. They never saw that bus coming... $:-\$
O.O

All right, must I reveal the pictures taken?

Not required, I think we all believe you're capable of this stuff

Monita · « **Reply #190 on:** June 04, 2011, 12:25:08 AM »

Lmao Now, why the hell hahahaha pix plox are always welcomed, but I think in this case... just keep them hehe

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #191 on:** June 04, 2011, 01:33:37 AM »

Quote from: TiYlER on June 03, 2011, 09:08:23 PM

Quote from: TMRNetShark on June 03, 2011, 08:56:24 PM
I remember the last time I took my shirt off... those poor elderly ladies. They never saw that bus coming... $:-\$
O.O

All right, must I reveal the pictures taken?

If you ever did have a picture of my back, I'm sure you'd know it was me.... (it's covered in the most vulgar tattoos)

Monita · « **Reply #192 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:02:54 AM »

you have tattoos?? I wanna see!! If you agree of course, if you don't wanna, just the tattoo design is enough <_<;

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #193 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:19:21 AM »

Quote from: Monita on June 04, 2011, 02:02:54 AM

you have tattoos?? I wanna see!! If you agree of course, if you don't wanna, just the tattoo design is enough <_<;

I have a total of 3... but the one on my back is a combination of a lot of them.

Left Arm: Turkish Flag
Right Arm: Gundam Wing's "OZ" logo
Back:

That on the torso of skeleton human body that has been... for lack of a better word... "mechanized" (the bones have metal coating and have signs of obvious mech like qualities such as lights, wires, diamond plating, vents, etc.). Behind the skeleton's body is angel's wings with the entire drawing in a black to fading glow.

Oh, did I mention it's also cradling the buster rifle of Wing Gundam from Endless Walts?

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #194 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:27:35 AM »

The entire this took 4 weeks to complete.

Week 1: Buster Rifle, arms, skull
Week 2: The entire skeleton torso.
Week 3: The angel's wings
Week 4: The fading glow behind everything

Total Cost: $3500

It's pretty well detailed and covers my entire back. It scares the living shit out of people though. Like at the beach or on the boardwalk, people always keep their distance BEHIND me, lol.

fohfoh · « **Reply #195 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:28:53 AM »

Pix nao

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #196 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:33:51 AM »

Quote from: fohfoh on June 04, 2011, 02:28:53 AM

Pix nao

I'll try and find one for you. But unless you figure out how to make a mirror picture portray the detail of the skeleton well, you'll have to wait until someone takes a picture of my back.

fohfoh · « **Reply #197 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:39:31 AM »

Quote from: TMRNetShark on June 04, 2011, 02:33:51 AM

Quote from: fohfoh on June 04, 2011, 02:28:53 AM
Pix nao

I'll try and find one for you. But unless you figure out how to make a mirror picture portray the detail of the skeleton well, you'll have to wait until someone takes a picture of my back.

If you have a timer, you can take any pic you want. It's actually easier to take one of those "everyone jumping" pics off a timer. You know exactly when it will go off.

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #198 on:** June 04, 2011, 02:41:07 AM »

Quote from: fohfoh on June 04, 2011, 02:39:31 AM

Quote from: TMRNetShark on June 04, 2011, 02:33:51 AM
Quote from: fohfoh on June 04, 2011, 02:28:53 AM
Pix nao

I'll try and find one for you. But unless you figure out how to make a mirror picture portray the detail of the skeleton well, you'll have to wait until someone takes a picture of my back.

If you have a timer, you can take any pic you want. It's actually easier to take one of those "everyone jumping" pics off a timer. You know exactly when it will go off.

I have a BB Bold... don't have no timer. As for any other camera... don't have one! I'll post it tomorrow once someone gets over here.

Monita · « **Reply #199 on:** June 04, 2011, 04:07:09 AM »

Ahhh they look awesome but yes we need pix plox!!!