What the hell happened:
Well, when school ended 2 hours ago, we had gotten off the school bus at our bus stop and Jonah had suggested we do something to remember the day... long story short, we ended up stripping.
Fuck that, tell me the long story
Ok. Dialogue:
Jonah: "We need to do something for this day. It is the last day of our Freshmen Year!"
Me: "Yeah, but what?"
Jonah: "Let's Catdaddy!"
Ronny: "What is that?"
Jonah: "You don't know how to Catdaddy?!"
Me: "I do, we spent 15 minutes learning it last week, remember?"
Ronny: "But I don't..."
Me: "Then let's do something else."
Jonah: "I'm going to Catdaddy. Come on guys, once we get off the bus, join me!"
Me: "If you REALLY wanna do something, Take off your shit and pants. But leave your boxers, I don't wanna see that."
Jonah: "YEAH!"
Ronny: "Whaaaaaat???"
The bus arrives at McDuff. We get off and Jonah takes off his shirt.
Jonah: "Come on guys!"
Me: "Okay!"
I take off my shirt and my pants are around my thighs.
Ronny: "What the hell is wrong with you guys??"
Jonah: "Stripping! LIKE A BOSS!"
Me: "Fuck yeah!"
Ronny: "I'm going to keep my clothes on..."
Jonah: "Feel confident about your sexuality Ronny, take off your shirt!"
Me: "Yeah, Come on Ronny!"
...In the end Ronny keeps his clothes on.
(Other minor character's dialogue has been omitted due to the Author's laziness)
*I skipped the ending because it involves unimportant conversation