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Semnae:
My apartment lease ends on July 31st. On this day, I am losing my current roommate, a woman I don't consider remotely attractive. In exchange, I will be moving in with my girlfriend and her two single attractive friends.

The point of this thread is two fold. First, I just want to brag a little bit. I'm getting my own fucking harem! It's a small harem, but a harem none the less, and maybe I can grow it more later. Few men get an opportunity like this!

Second, I think about all the harem anime's I've watched, and realize this could become disastrous. Does anybody here have any harem management experience? My girlfriend tells me that after a couple months of living together, their periods will all probably synchronize, which is both relieving, because I want more than one week of peace per month, but also very scary, because that one week is going to be explosive!

How do I make my harem more like this:
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And less like this:
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TMRNetShark:
Easy... never fall down or trip over something near the girls... That's rule number one!

Rule number two: watch what you say. Seriously, most arguments are over misunderstandings.. .. and periods don't help.

Word of the wise: It's not like the other girls are gonna be all friendly with you (maybe they will, I don't know). But more than likely, they are just going to have their own guys over themselves. At least you will be seeing them in PJs/underwear... so in that sense it'll be great. Another upside is that you can use their tampons as nose bleed reducers (cause this is a harem, so you will get lots of nosebleeds!).

Downside? Your bathrooms will be girly. Your apartment will be a mess (girls only clean up when they are ready to bring a guy back to fork). Pay especial close attention to what they say because it will cause problems if you don't listen (getting 2% milk instead of skim/soy will have them rip your head off). Lastly, girls are and forever will be just as disgusting as men. The only difference is they are disgusting in their own homes while men don't care where we are disgusting (don't believe me? Watch after 3 months).

Good luck... and I don't envy you (Unless you do actually get to be in a foursome and you are the sole guy... then you fucking lucky bastard!).

Nikkoru:
It's thoughts like these that land men in long term legal proceedings.

I was in a rented townhouse with 4 attractive young ladies for the last two years, the ultimate result was a hell of a lot of cleaning on my part, an unreasonably long period of time holding my urine in during the morning, and excessively loud music played until 3 AM. Suffice it to say the romantic shenanigans and fleshy misadventures were being had by their boyfriends and in one case girlfriend, which given the noises were hard to miss.

They did give me the first 3 seasons of Battlestar Galatica for Christmas though, which was nice of them.

Reape:
Is there some actual point in this thread?  ???

TiYlER:

--- Quote from: Reape on July 02, 2011, 05:20:42 PM ---Is there some actual point in this thread?  ???

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yeah, so he can prove how his life is so much better than mine...


Lucky you dude, I always wanted my own harem!

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