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I am getting my own harem!

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Sosseres:
I like the thread. I think it is unrealistic though. Don't try for a harem unless your GF encourages you (how to achieve this is the problem), otherwise you will get kicked out (which you knew already).

AceHigh:
Christ, why would anyone want more than one woman? I can't be arsed to give enough attention to one, not to even mention as many as three. Good luck, you will still not get laid with all 3 of them at once unless your girlfriend is as liberal about sex as mine is, however you will be bothered by them three times more than usual.

apriuschan:
Personally, I think a harem is overrated. That being said, yeah, I wouldn't mind having one. Only because I'm not indecisive, though.

If one of them starts scratching at their neck, even if it's your girl, cut and run. I guess I should say 'Good Luck'. I won't though. Have fun~

                       <An Average Bottle of Water.>

1000mAh:
When ever you fail just say:
''what can I do? I'm just a man.''
That often works :P

...and that bottle of water...
                   <An Average Boat on Water>

Chiyachan:
Good in theory... Fucked in reality.
You've signed off your own death warrant.
Seriously, I wish you good luck and all, you'll need it.
Prepare for trouble, make it double. (And then triple).
Note, your girlfriend will side with her friends in an argument.
You'll have messes everywhere.

The MOST important thing you need to do is cover ground rules ASAP.
1) Time allotted in bathroom and a bathroom order on days everyone goes to work.
2) Kitchen maintenance. Who cooks, cleans and keeps tidy? Note, you'll probably not all have group meals so you'll want to insist on, "if you've made the mess, you tidy it."
3) Keeping rest of house tidy. Assign a room to each person.
4) Have everyone contribute £2 into a pot every Monday. That way if something does go wrong and something needs replacement, there'll be cash to do so.
5) Food buying. Figure out who buys what. Sharing all food? Then share prices, otherwise buy individually and keep separate from everyone else's.
6) Don't stress too much when stuff goes wrong, which it will. Women are temperamental and are happy to sulk and pout and get angry to get their way. Don't allow this.

That may help a bit. But really, -enter funeral march-

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