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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2011, 09:16:11 AM »
Inb4 School Days'd.
Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2011, 09:56:35 AM »
Reality check.

You are moving in with your GIRLFRIEND and two of her friends.

Read every post in this thread so far, there is some GOOD advice.

Now for some from me.

1. Pay more attention to YOUR girlfriend than the other girls, that goes without saying.

2. Beware the 'green eyed monster'. Don't ignore the other girls, but don't get too friendly with them. See number one.

3. Try REALLY hard not to be in the same room as the other girls when they are in their underwear.
If that isn't possible, keep your eyes UP, look at their faces, that is if you don't have something else to do with your eyes, like watching the TV, computer screen or a book.
The same goes for you, make sure you are fully clothed any time you are with the other girls. If you don't tempt them, they shouldn't bite.

4. PMS is going to be a bitch for you. There is every chance that all of the girls periods will synchronize to an extent.
This is both good and bad, as you will only have to suffer for a week or so, but remember you are going to have three ladies around you who may be over sensitive to some issues.
Also, some girls have pain involved when they hit 'that time of the month'. Be considerate of the girls, it will score you 'points' with them.

5. DO NOT suggest having a 3 some/4 some to your GF, not even as a joke. If you are *really* lucky, at some time in the future, one or both of the girls will walk in on you and your GF having sex.
Try not to be too happy if they decide to join in and remember, it will probably be a one time only thing.

6. Possible situation..... one or both of the girls may eventually hit on you. Don't let it go any further than it should, but try to get out of it without upsetting them too much.
Your GF, WILL hear about it, guaranteed.

7. You are going to learn a LOT about girls now that you are living with three of them.
They are going to talk about girl stuff and may be pretty honest about things that guys should know about girls, but don't often find out about.

8. Do not initiate a hug. Ever. If the girls hug you, that should be ok, but don't hug them back for too long. Refer to number 2.

9. Any time you do something with the other girls, even if it's just shopping, let your GF know about it.

10. You don't have a 'Harem'. You are living with your GF and two friends. Try to keep it on that basis and you should/might be ok...... for a while anyway.

Basically, ALWAYS keep your GF in mind. There are *so* many traps/pitfalls involved with living with your GF and her friends, it's just not funny.
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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2011, 10:09:40 AM »
Did you see the red light when crossing the street?
You seriously fucked up.

Moving in with three unknown girls. OK
Moving in with three female friends of yours. OK
Moving in with your girlfiend and two of HER friends. MASSIVE FAILURE IMMINENT!

Why would you ever want to do that?
Please tell me you at least have your own room and aren't living in the same one with your girlfriend.
And you two are looking for an apartment, right? So it's just temporary.

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2011, 02:12:37 PM »
Have fun trying to get them all on the same boat.
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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2011, 02:15:00 PM »
Inb4 School Days'd.

TOO LATE!!

just hope you arent going into the "NICE BOAT" ending!

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2011, 02:30:38 PM »
Inb4 School Days'd.

TOO LATE!!

just hope you arent going into the "NICE BOAT" ending!

I was referring more to when we eventually see OP's corpse in the headline news.
Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2011, 02:34:05 PM »
Inb4 School Days'd.

TOO LATE!!

just hope you arent going into the "NICE BOAT" ending!

I was referring more to when we eventually see OP's corpse in the headline news.

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2011, 02:53:12 PM »
Please tell me you at least have your own room and aren't living in the same one with your girlfriend.

My gf and I will be sharing a room. >.>

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2011, 02:55:52 PM »
Have you atleast lived together before?

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2011, 03:03:58 PM »
Too bad girls in real life aren't quite as fucktarded as the ones you see in a typical harem series.

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2011, 04:05:01 PM »
Too bad girls in real life aren't quite as fucktarded as the ones you see in a typical harem series.

Thats true, they can be much worse
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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2011, 04:18:26 PM »
Too bad girls in real life aren't quite as fucktarded as the ones you see in a typical harem series.

Thats true, they can be much worse

+1 really, the only thing that can give you harem is tons of money, not exactly a millionaire but a money waster.

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2011, 05:16:52 PM »
Have you atleast lived together before?

Nope

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2011, 06:03:15 PM »
Oh yes, a couple of last bits of advice......

DO NOT LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND SEE THIS THREAD!

Also do not even let her get the idea that you are thinking 'I got me a harem'.

That would be an extremely bad move on your part.
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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2011, 06:37:14 PM »
Oh yes, a couple of last bits of advice......

DO NOT LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND SEE THIS THREAD!

Also do not even let her get the idea that you are thinking 'I got me a harem'.

That would be an extremely bad move on your part.

Do people who don't even watch anime even know what a harem is? I sure as hell didn't until I started watching harem/ecchi animes.

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2011, 07:03:49 PM »
Yes they do because middle east is full of harems and everyone knows their stories.


Have you atleast lived together before?
Nope
Then I truly wish you all the best. Usually living together isn't that easy at the start, not to mention you're moving into her room, into an apartment with her friends. A total redefinition of "hostile" territory.

Just remember to speak about things that bother you, not bottle them up, especially the little things.

Godspeed!  ;D

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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2011, 07:45:40 PM »
I think this thread (and it's hopes) have gone a little something like this




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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2011, 09:38:51 PM »
If your GF is indeed very buddy buddy with each of the other girls, you are so fucked.

Seriously, without a strong mind, you are going to be pussified in no time. You will literally be their bitch for chores and other shit. "A strong guy should carry the heavy groceries...." "You have a bit of extra cash to spot me, right?"
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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2011, 11:47:23 PM »
Have you atleast lived together before?

Nope

Ruh roh, Raggy.  Good luck!  Lots of sound advice in this thread.  You're not so much joining a harem as you are walking into a lion's den.
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Re: I am getting my own harem!
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2011, 11:50:23 PM »
If your GF is indeed very buddy buddy with each of the other girls, you are so fucked.

Seriously, without a strong mind, you are going to be pussified in no time. You will literally be their bitch for chores and other shit. "A strong guy should carry the heavy groceries...." "You have a bit of extra cash to spot me, right?"

Carrying the groceries is ok. But money? Forget it.