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I am getting my own harem!
froody1911:
^ Make this an emote.
daley:
haha i did burst out laughing at work once i saw it.
It would be a good emote.
fohfoh:
I haven't lived with a group of girls per se, but worked on many projects being the only guy. Holy shit must I say I have quelled a LOT of arguments.
The most ridiculous? One girl was late at her part, so we did it for her. No biggie.
I SPENT 2 DAYS QUELLING ARGUMENTS ABOUT TEAMWORK AND PROFESSIONALISM AND STOLEN BOYFRIENDS. (The girls didn't even know each other prior to the assignment, it was a super "random" analogy). It wasn't about "your part was late" or "thanks for doing my part".
Not quite the same, but some skills and focus points are the same.
1. Girls will at times fight each other for no apparent reason. Even if they are friends. You have no choice to determine if you are involved or not. You just are or aren't.
2. Girls will use guys as shields, as swords, as blankets, racks, tissues, as whatever tools they need. (Yes sem, you are not officially a tool for your home.)
3. Girls will either accept you, or not accept you. See following emotions to deal with: anger, loathing, sarcasm, demanding, torture, physical abuse, happy, excited(because they can get you to do something they don't want to), indifference etc.
4. DO NOT MAKE STEREOTYPICAL REMARKS. Cooking, cleaning, cleanliness, products, tampons/pads are NOT "generally" safe areas to discuss or joke at when at home. Especially cleanliness. You can/likely will be locked out of your home if you dare do such a thing.
5. Do not dare make acknowledgement to things that you should not be acknowledging. Be it PMS, ex-BFs, undergarments etc.
6. Sometimes it's better to just shut up and "not know". Rhetorical statements are abundant in girl lingo.
Semi stereotypic... but has kept me from a few scrapes here and there. Esp 6.
"Wait, why was the photocopier cute?" (Hours of ear cancer)
"That's the guy that ....XYZ right?" ("Yes, and if you ever be like him, I will make you sorry for being a guy")
"Sleeping around is ok, but not if you're in a relationship. If you ever did that to me, I'll track you down and cut off your penis." (Straight up in a monologue. It wasn't even a discussion)
"You understand that stuff too? Aww! Best friends forever....... wait, you had pocky and didn't share? Friends OFF!" (unopened box beside me that I hadn't offered yet)
All in all though. Girls are great. If you play your cards right, it'll be fun. But navigating the waters is like playing with stilts in a field of mines.
1000mAh:
--- Quote from: daley on July 05, 2011, 12:14:05 AM ---Oh, and dont leave the toilet seat up or you will face death x 3 :(
--- End quote ---
I always lay down the toilet seat and the top. Cruel, aren't I :P I do it all in the name of equality.
fohfoh:
--- Quote from: 1000mAh on July 05, 2011, 07:01:47 PM ---
--- Quote from: daley on July 05, 2011, 12:14:05 AM ---Oh, and dont leave the toilet seat up or you will face death x 3 :(
--- End quote ---
I always lay down the toilet seat and the top. Cruel, aren't I :P I do it all in the name of equality.
--- End quote ---
I sort of do that too at times.
Don't pee on the toilet seat either, or it's a fate worse than death. Don't forget to flush too.
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