I am getting my own harem!

[1000mAh]

Don't pee on the toilet seat either, or it's a fate worse than death. Don't forget to flush too.

yah, don't do that... Horrible things WILL happen...

[Semnae]

you`ll need money to keep your gal, alot of it, you need to take her out to dates at least twice a month, you`ll need to treat her oftenly, if you fail to do this she wouldn't enjoy being with you and there goes your gal.

It's generally a given that dating women is expensive. One time, my girlfriend has actually said something like she feels bad for making me pay for everything, and I was all like... what? I thought all women were like that. It's something I expected and was prepared for when we started dating. I went and told her I wasn't spending money on her, I was making an investment in her and expect to get a return far more valuable to me than what the money was worth. Great line!

[datora]

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We should make a sisterhood of the travelling pants to commemorate this moment.

Sisters of box unite?  ...


edit: SISTERS OF BAKA UNITE!

haha im showing my age now...

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The hair on the back of my neck stood up when you posted that ... it took me until now to figure out why.

*shudders*

BTW - t3h Baka Sisterhood is both redundant and includes every woman ever born.  Just sayin' ... 

*ducksandhides*

[fohfoh]

you`ll need money to keep your gal, alot of it, you need to take her out to dates at least twice a month, you`ll need to treat her oftenly, if you fail to do this she wouldn't enjoy being with you and there goes your gal.

It's generally a given that dating women is expensive. One time, my girlfriend has actually said something like she feels bad for making me pay for everything, and I was all like... what? I thought all women were like that. It's something I expected and was prepared for when we started dating. I went and told her I wasn't spending money on her, I was making an investment in her and expect to get a return far more valuable to me than what the money was worth. Great line!

/facepalm

Investing in women is like saying investing in the lottery. Sure you get the $10 wins and handjobs and whatnot, but it's not the same as expecting the "investment" to come to a retirement plan. Hell, you're more likely to end up like you would with a real lottery, less money with nothing to show.

[Meomix]

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We should make a sisterhood of the travelling pants to commemorate this moment.

Sisters of box unite?  ...


edit: SISTERS OF BAKA UNITE!

haha im showing my age now...

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The hair on the back of my neck stood up when you posted that ... it took me until now to figure out why.

*shudders*

BTW - t3h Baka Sisterhood is both redundant and includes every woman ever born.  Just sayin' ... 

*ducksandhides*

[datora]

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I rest my case, Your Honor. 

And, back atch'ya ...

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[undetz]

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I rest my case, Your Honor. 

And, back atch'ya ...

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I've always preferred this version of it.

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[daley]

you`ll need money to keep your gal, alot of it, you need to take her out to dates at least twice a month, you`ll need to treat her oftenly, if you fail to do this she wouldn't enjoy being with you and there goes your gal.

It's generally a given that dating women is expensive. One time, my girlfriend has actually said something like she feels bad for making me pay for everything, and I was all like... what? I thought all women were like that. It's something I expected and was prepared for when we started dating. I went and told her I wasn't spending money on her, I was making an investment in her and expect to get a return far more valuable to me than what the money was worth. Great line!

/facepalm

Investing in women is like saying investing in the lottery. Sure you get the $10 wins and handjobs and whatnot, but it's not the same as expecting the "investment" to come to a retirement plan. Hell, you're more likely to end up like you would with a real lottery, less money with nothing to show.

Investing in women... sounds like a clean way to say prostitution??  I like having things paid for me maybe once or twice, but im hugely independent. I hate being financially taken care of. It super erks me. I dont understand why dating women is expensive. In my opinion dating men is MORE expensive. I buy more clothes, get my hair done more often, waxing more often, facicals more regularly, go to the gym more, buy fancy underwear etc..

[Meomix]

you`ll need money to keep your gal, alot of it, you need to take her out to dates at least twice a month, you`ll need to treat her oftenly, if you fail to do this she wouldn't enjoy being with you and there goes your gal.

It's generally a given that dating women is expensive. One time, my girlfriend has actually said something like she feels bad for making me pay for everything, and I was all like... what? I thought all women were like that. It's something I expected and was prepared for when we started dating. I went and told her I wasn't spending money on her, I was making an investment in her and expect to get a return far more valuable to me than what the money was worth. Great line!

/facepalm

Investing in women is like saying investing in the lottery. Sure you get the $10 wins and handjobs and whatnot, but it's not the same as expecting the "investment" to come to a retirement plan. Hell, you're more likely to end up like you would with a real lottery, less money with nothing to show.

Investing in women... sounds like a clean way to say prostitution??  I like having things paid for me maybe once or twice, but im hugely independent. I hate being financially taken care of. It super erks me. I dont understand why dating women is expensive. In my opinion dating men is MORE expensive. I buy more clothes, get my hair done more often, waxing more often, facicals more regularly, go to the gym more, buy fancy underwear etc..

Lol wot?

[daley]

^ is that weird? I thought it was standard???

[undetz]

you`ll need money to keep your gal, alot of it, you need to take her out to dates at least twice a month, you`ll need to treat her oftenly, if you fail to do this she wouldn't enjoy being with you and there goes your gal.

It's generally a given that dating women is expensive. One time, my girlfriend has actually said something like she feels bad for making me pay for everything, and I was all like... what? I thought all women were like that. It's something I expected and was prepared for when we started dating. I went and told her I wasn't spending money on her, I was making an investment in her and expect to get a return far more valuable to me than what the money was worth. Great line!

/facepalm

Investing in women is like saying investing in the lottery. Sure you get the $10 wins and handjobs and whatnot, but it's not the same as expecting the "investment" to come to a retirement plan. Hell, you're more likely to end up like you would with a real lottery, less money with nothing to show.

Investing in women... sounds like a clean way to say prostitution??  I like having things paid for me maybe once or twice, but im hugely independent. I hate being financially taken care of. It super erks me. I dont understand why dating women is expensive. In my opinion dating men is MORE expensive. I buy more clothes, get my hair done more often, waxing more often, facicals more regularly, go to the gym more, buy fancy underwear etc..

Lol wot?

I think daley's saying that female mating displays are more expensive than male mating displays among humans. She doesn't do all those things because she enjoys them, but because she wants to find a long-term mate and copulate.

[daley]

Youve made an accurate description. I am a long term mater/copulater



But yeah everyone was saying it takes coin to date females, well it also takes coin to date men.

[Proin Drakenzol]

Youve made an accurate description. I am a long term mater/copulater



But yeah everyone was saying it takes coin to date females, well it also takes coin to date men.

ZOMG, dale!

<3

* Proin Drakenzol is going to be in Australia in two days.

[Muk666]

We should all give up on relationships and everyone would be happier!

[daley]

We should all give up on relationships and everyone would be happier!

thats not a good outlook! positive positive!

Sem, back on topic. I think living with the girls will be fine. You'll all adjust to eachother soon enough.

[undetz]

We should all give up on relationships and everyone would be happier!

thats not a good outlook! positive positive!

Sem, back on topic. I think living with the girls will be fine. You'll all adjust to eachother soon enough.

What. He'll be castrated?

[froody1911]

But yeah everyone was saying it takes coin to date females, well it also takes coin to date men.

The difference is that women spend their coin on themselves while men have to spend it on their women.

We should all give up on relationships and everyone would be happier!

thats not a good outlook! positive positive!

Sem, back on topic. I think living with the girls will be fine. You'll all adjust to eachother soon enough.

What. He'll be castrated?

Emasculated.

[undetz]

We should all give up on relationships and everyone would be happier!

thats not a good outlook! positive positive!

Sem, back on topic. I think living with the girls will be fine. You'll all adjust to eachother soon enough.

What. He'll be castrated?

Emasculated.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

[xgraphy]

Wow thread.
Men sharing a home with females is nothing out of the ordinary.

All that is required is to keep the place tidy, don't be a dick and dress appropriately around them. You already broke the second.

Good luck, as you are probably going to hate it there. Prepare to get nagged at to do some housework.

[molbjerg]

Came here for the first time in months (years?)

First off, this thread is useless without pictures.

Second of all, isn't it only a harem if you actually have any chance with the girls?

Thirdly, living with a hot girl as well as a girlfriend can cause some annoying jealousy issues (Girl A walks past in a towel, girlfriend asks if you were checking her out etc) situation probably more frequent than you'd think, as Girl A will do it on purpose for the attention.

Fourthly, pretty girls are usually annoying. I can just about put up with my lady, though more than one I could not. And as they're friends, you can't just tell them to fuck off and stop being dappy.

Fifthly, welcome to the world of being told about pathetic relationship shinanigens, and having your sage advice thoroughly ignored.

Sixthly, has your lady expressed any interest in group sex?

Seventhly, toilet queues suck. Electricity bills suck (hair driers, blah blah)

Eighthly, is this the girlfriend you had ages ago? The one that IIRC came into agent once or twice?

Ninethly, is this a result of your Pick Up Artist TM skills?

Tenthly, some girls don't like being noisy around their friends, which can impact the intensity of fun-time.




[been there, done that, if you couldn't tell ]





Also, a little hello to some familiar faces, AceHigh, Josh, Dale...

And to jump onto Dale's expensive female dating regimes - You have to speculate to accumulate - women are in it for the long haul



Well, I suppose that covers me for posts here for the next two years....