Author Topic: I am getting my own harem! (Read 6803 times)

kitamesume · « **Reply #80 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:21:49 PM »

Quote from: daley on July 05, 2011, 10:11:07 PM

^ is that weird? I thought it was standard???

its harder to make a guy beautiful... ask them, you`ll get your answer.

bork · « **Reply #81 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:27:38 PM »

You could try but the belch sort of ruined the effect.

Semnae · « **Reply #82 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:03:27 PM »

Looks like I'm not going to get my harem after all. :'( One of the girls was really enthusiastic about it, right up until her parents learned I was an Atheist. They told her they would disown her if she moved in with me. Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of it. The girl then turned on my girlfriend and started to scold her about how moving in with a man before marriage was a sinful act and how she wasn't being Christian-like.

My girlfriend is all upset now. Being a Christian herself, she took this rather hard. I think she's just now starting to realize that being "Christian-like" means to be totally convinced of your own moral superiority and consider everyone that doesn't agree with that as being beneath you.

The second girl seems unlikely to move in with me as well because of work related issues. Guess it will just be me and my girlfriend.

Burkingam · « **Reply #83 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:06:40 PM »

Quote from: Semnae on July 15, 2011, 10:03:27 PM

Looks like I'm not going to get my harem after all. :'( One of the girls was really enthusiastic about it, right up until her parents learned I was an Atheist. They told her they would disown her if she moved in with me. Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of it. The girl then turned on my girlfriend and started to scold her about how moving in with a man before marriage was a sinful act and how she wasn't being Christian-like.

My girlfriend is all upset now. Being a Christian herself, she took this rather hard. I think she's just now starting to realize that being "Christian-like" means to be totally convinced of your own moral superiority and consider everyone that doesn't agree with that as being beneath you.

You're an atheist and you are trying to get an harem. What more proof do we need that you are Satan's incarnation?

undetz · « **Reply #84 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:07:39 PM »

Quote from: Burkingam on July 15, 2011, 10:06:40 PM

Quote from: Semnae on July 15, 2011, 10:03:27 PM
Looks like I'm not going to get my harem after all. :'( One of the girls was really enthusiastic about it, right up until her parents learned I was an Atheist. They told her they would disown her if she moved in with me. Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of it. The girl then turned on my girlfriend and started to scold her about how moving in with a man before marriage was a sinful act and how she wasn't being Christian-like.

My girlfriend is all upset now. Being a Christian herself, she took this rather hard. I think she's just now starting to realize that being "Christian-like" means to be totally convinced of your own moral superiority and consider everyone that doesn't agree with that as being beneath you.
You're an atheist and you are trying to get an harem. I think we have acumulated enough proofs that you are satan's incarnate.

Satan's incarnate what?

Burkingam · « **Reply #85 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:08:39 PM »

^fixed

mgz · « **Reply #86 on:** July 15, 2011, 10:58:45 PM »

Quote from: Burkingam on July 15, 2011, 10:06:40 PM

Quote from: Semnae on July 15, 2011, 10:03:27 PM
Looks like I'm not going to get my harem after all. :'( One of the girls was really enthusiastic about it, right up until her parents learned I was an Atheist. They told her they would disown her if she moved in with me. Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of it. The girl then turned on my girlfriend and started to scold her about how moving in with a man before marriage was a sinful act and how she wasn't being Christian-like.

My girlfriend is all upset now. Being a Christian herself, she took this rather hard. I think she's just now starting to realize that being "Christian-like" means to be totally convinced of your own moral superiority and consider everyone that doesn't agree with that as being beneath you.
You're an atheist and you are trying to get an harem. What more proof do we need that you are Satan's incarnation?

i feel like whats more support then that retard nonsense is that sem doesnt know what normal should be or how to act or think on his own. He has to reference his every thought and decision off of others to make sure it seems right.

Which leads one to believe he isnt really a person and is thus SATANS FUCKING MINDLESS THOUGHTLESS INCARNATE

Burkingam · « **Reply #87 on:** July 15, 2011, 11:12:48 PM »

@mgz Your name is just the name Satan deformed right? because m and z are l00t forms of n and s. And g is right below t, clearly you just mistyped it. So we get nts witch is short for nataS (you know we don't keep the vowels) and every know satan's name is more evil if we write it backyard.

Muk666 · « **Reply #88 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:42:12 AM »

lol

This could have ended in sooo many ways but this was probably the dumbest one and I doubt anyone saw it coming

froody1911 · « **Reply #89 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:43:45 AM »

Quote from: Burkingam on July 15, 2011, 11:12:48 PM

@mgz Your name is just the name Satan deformed right? because m and z are l00t forms of n and s. And g is right below t, clearly you just mistyped it. So we get nts witch is short for nataS (you know we don't keep the vowels) and every know satan's name is more evil if we write it backyard.

Respect +9001
This is epic.

Meomix · « **Reply #90 on:** July 16, 2011, 12:14:47 PM »

LOL what do we have here? It's the kind of plot twist you'd only see in f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

Kyrdua · « **Reply #91 on:** July 16, 2011, 01:05:18 PM »

Quote from: Semnae on July 15, 2011, 10:03:27 PM

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Looks like I'm not going to get my harem after all. :'( One of the girls was really enthusiastic about it, right up until her parents learned I was an Atheist. They told her they would disown her if she moved in with me. Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of it. The girl then turned on my girlfriend and started to scold her about how moving in with a man before marriage was a sinful act and how she wasn't being Christian-like.

My girlfriend is all upset now. Being a Christian herself, she took this rather hard. I think she's just now starting to realize that being "Christian-like" means to be totally convinced of your own moral superiority and consider everyone that doesn't agree with that as being beneath you.

The second girl seems unlikely to move in with me as well because of work related issues. Guess it will just be me and my girlfriend.

oh, religion you cock blocker, you. wish i'd see this twist in Animanganovels too.

SirSkyRider · « **Reply #92 on:** July 16, 2011, 01:55:06 PM »

Agreed. Well, at least he will not have to worry about getting a nice boat trip.

apriuschan · « **Reply #93 on:** July 16, 2011, 02:23:16 PM »

Quote from: SirSkyRider on July 16, 2011, 01:55:06 PM

Agreed. Well, at least he will not have to worry about getting a nice boat trip.

More importantly, Christianity once again emerges victorious above harems. $:-\$

SirSkyRider · « **Reply #94 on:** July 16, 2011, 02:28:52 PM »

Well, speaking from an ethnohistorical point of view, the word "harem" does not necessarily imply love or mass sexuality. It has become this way due to romanticism and pop culture, but strictly spoken, it was not a place to live out your sexual fantasies as the boss.

kitamesume · « **Reply #95 on:** July 16, 2011, 03:59:18 PM »

harem simply means "a horde of gals that you know is around you on your everyday life" imho

horde = 3 or more

tomoya-kun · « **Reply #96 on:** July 17, 2011, 12:45:04 AM »

Find the tsundere and make her YOURS

Kyrdua · « **Reply #97 on:** July 17, 2011, 02:46:40 AM »

Quote from: apriuschan on July 16, 2011, 02:23:16 PM

Quote from: SirSkyRider on July 16, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
Agreed. Well, at least he will not have to worry about getting a nice boat trip.

More importantly, Christianity once again emerges victorious above harems. $:-\$

best solution: make sure the girls you want in your harem are muslims!

you can also legally marry them all that way, lmao

apriuschan · « **Reply #98 on:** July 17, 2011, 02:59:03 AM »

Quote from: Kyrdua on July 17, 2011, 02:46:40 AM

Quote from: apriuschan on July 16, 2011, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: SirSkyRider on July 16, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
Agreed. Well, at least he will not have to worry about getting a nice boat trip.

More importantly, Christianity once again emerges victorious above harems. $:-\$

best solution: make sure the girls you want in your harem are muslims!
you can also legally marry them all that way, lmao

Hah.I don't think that they have to start out Muslim.

It's time to crank up the subliminal messages. Conversion takes time, and they'll hardly see it coming.

Burkingam · « **Reply #99 on:** July 17, 2011, 03:07:53 AM »

Quote from: Muk666 on July 16, 2011, 11:42:12 AM

lol

This could have ended in sooo many ways but this was probably the dumbest one and I doubt anyone saw it coming

You know after writing that I was kinda worried someone would take me seriously. Poe's law can be pretty powerful something.