Author Topic: Finnish people GATHER! (Read 4303 times)

rozean · « **on:** August 01, 2011, 08:04:52 PM »

(aggravating Finn-bait picture, because we all hate how he's with Sweden...)

Oh ye proud Finns!

Finland is a small country, yet you can spot tens of us in any kind of internet communities/games/stuff that have some kind of nerd-value.

This is possible only because 95% of our population are nerds! We are evenly split into internet - each of us gets a tag when we're born that guides us where to go nerding: ''you go to anime, you to MMORPG, this lucky on gets to go to Wow!''

Let us prove that this is true indeed - come out from your gloomy nerd holes fellow Finns!

You're not one us? That is ok - reveal a closet-Finn here! Drag them here and beat them with Finn-Swede-Norwegian jokes! Or a vihta!

EDIT: *sets up a bait* I personally think that Finnish anime dubs are amazing.

rostheferret · « **Reply #1 on:** August 01, 2011, 08:33:28 PM »

... I'll be in Helsinki in a little over two weeks, does that count?

Oh, and I was accepted by a Finnish guy for knowing both Stone and Stam1na

rozean · « **Reply #2 on:** August 01, 2011, 08:37:04 PM »

It will count, because if you come to Helsinki, Finns will kidnap you and never let you out.

They will take you to sauna and whip you with a vista and then force you to roll in snow/swim in an ice cold lake. And you will have to eat mämmi, which is some black slime stuff. And then you have to drink lots of almost 100% alcohol.

Welcome. ♥

btw. I don't know Stone. D:

Edit: Reference picture:
sauna!

Muk666 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2011, 09:13:45 PM »

Quote from: rozean on August 01, 2011, 08:04:52 PM

I personally think that Finnish anime dubs are amazing.

Finnish language sounds retarded and my finnish friends agree with me! =D

rozean · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2011, 09:30:15 PM »

Well, Digimon sounds awesome in retarded.
Don't ruin my childhood. (╥﹏╥)

Ixarku · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2011, 09:52:19 PM »

You Finns may have some funny names with way too many vowels, but you do have some good Metal bands. And you have the Kalevala, which Tolkien borrowed heavily from, so you're OK in my book.

Although my impression is that Finland is considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Scandinavia, subject to general verbal abuse by Sweden & Norway. Kind of like how we in the U.S. treat Canadians.

Muk666 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2011, 09:54:16 PM »

Quote from: Ixarku on August 01, 2011, 09:52:19 PM

Although my impression is that Finland is considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Scandinavia, subject to general verbal abuse by Sweden & Norway. Kind of like how we in the U.S. treat Canadians.

That was the best description of Finland I have ever heard =)

But I do agree about the music, some great metal comes from Finland

Ixarku · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2011, 10:00:25 PM »

Quote from: Muk666 on August 01, 2011, 09:54:16 PM

But I do agree about the music, some great metal comes from Finland

Yeah, among other things, pretty much anything Tuomas Saukkonen puts out, I'm probably going to jump on.

Muk666 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2011, 10:04:51 PM »

Cant forget Korpiklaani!

Ixarku · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2011, 10:17:38 PM »

Quote from: Muk666 on August 01, 2011, 10:04:51 PM

Cant forget Korpiklaani!

I'm not so much into Folk Metal, although I've been meaning to give it more of a chance. My tastes are more along the lines of Before The Dawn, Sentenced, Amorphis, Wintersun, Black Sun Aeon, etc.

rozean · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2011, 11:06:27 PM »

Well, 3/4 year it's pitch dark, no wonder long-haired ogres in their caves feel like roaring something dark and scary D:

But it's summer now, it's pretty! Metal ogres are having their summer sleep, all the flowers ruin their source of anger...

And hey, Norwegians are our allies! It's all against Sweden, Sweden is the one we hate. EVERYONE in Scandinavia hates Sweden! D;

And and and, most of our names are good? It's not year 1800 anymore, when every man was named Pertti, Tuomas or Kaarle! Also, we actually pronounce the words like they're written! I hate many languages for having one hundred ways to pronounce ''e''. *hmph*

mgz · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2011, 12:46:39 AM »

fuck finland god damn country just needs to end ... FIN

Ixarku · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:04:29 AM »

Quote from: rozean on August 01, 2011, 11:06:27 PM

And and and, most of our names are good? It's not year 1800 anymore, when every man was named Pertti, Tuomas or Kaarle! Also, we actually pronounce the words like they're written! I hate many languages for having one hundred ways to pronounce ''e''. *hmph*

Take Ville Laihiala for instance -- he's got more vowels than consonants in his name.... It just ain't right, I tell ya. I suppose Swedish names are no better or worse, though, with everyone being named Anders or Bjorn or Bjorn Andersson or Anders Bjornson.

These are the idle thoughts I waste my time on.

undetz · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:11:34 AM »

Do I count if I'm an expat?

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:52:28 AM »

Wasn't Finland voted or had some sort of experiment that proved it was the happiest country in the world? I mean nothing really goes bad or wrong in Finland that much... so I would imagine it's a nice place to live (not to mention people are ACTUALLY nice).

TiYlER · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2011, 02:01:21 AM »

Quote from: TMRNetShark on August 02, 2011, 01:52:28 AM

Wasn't Finland voted or had some sort of experiment that proved it was the happiest country in the world? I mean nothing really goes bad or wrong in Finland that much... so I would imagine it's a nice place to live (not to mention people are ACTUALLY nice).

Wasn't that Denmark?

rozean · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:55:40 AM »

Finland was voted as that once too... Yet our suicide rates are one of the highest in the world xD

This means Finns happily commit suicide?

Hm...

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Do I count if I'm an expat?

ofc, see above. VIHTA!

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:42:47 AM »

FINLAND FUCK YEAH!

undetz · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2011, 10:36:28 AM »

Quote from: rozean on August 02, 2011, 07:55:40 AM

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Do I count if I'm an expat?

ofc, see above. VIHTA!

Cool. I'll be dropping by in three weeks.

rostheferret · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2011, 11:14:06 AM »

Quote from: rozean on August 01, 2011, 08:37:04 PM

btw. I don't know Stone. D:

By the power vested in me, I revoke your citizenship until you listen to the entirety of this track. Stone were probably the best and most influential metal band to have emerged from Finland. You wonder where the likes of Amorphis and Bodom found their inspiration? Learn your history! *thwacks*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDEDz5hrUUc

Being taught your own history by a foreigner...disgrac eful...