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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2011, 11:46:11 AM »
I did not. I blame my dad for this, because he had insisted on teaching me himself. His very unique and not at all successful method consisted of throwing me off that air mattress thingy and telling me to just swim. After about 40 minutes, he gave up. Lucky me.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2011, 03:27:39 PM »
By myself in the pool right next to my house. I was 15 at the time.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2011, 04:58:09 PM »
I was 8 and learning to swim was part of my PE class.
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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2011, 05:25:51 PM »
By myself in some pool. Was fun, almost drowned. I was ... 10? or 9? I still can't swim long distances, but I can stay afloat at least :)


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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2011, 06:10:45 PM »
By myself in some pool. Was fun, almost drowned. I was ... 10? or 9? I still can't swim long distances, but I can stay afloat at least :)



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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2011, 11:33:53 AM »
Lived on the sea-side in Italy so i learn t fast, still my girlfriend at the time was much faster than me, she used to do synchronized swimming,
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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2011, 07:45:15 PM »
When I was 2 I think. Between 1½ and 3 years. Summer cottage on a lakeshore so...  :)

What's funny? I still can't swim proper.  ;D
It's completely unefficient. I suck at staying a float but if I dive, I pretty much zoom.
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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2011, 11:33:47 PM »
I was like 8 years old and my dad taught me how to swim...he just threw me into the pool.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2011, 11:48:06 PM »
You missed "Why" in the title. :P

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2011, 02:33:49 AM »
When I was 5 and I was at the pool with my mom for like the second or third time, I forget. Anyways we were at the deep end. I was letting go of the edge and going underwater and she would pull me out when I waved my hands. Well some lady come over and started talking to my mom and they were so immersed in the conversation, that she forgot to pay attention to me when I went underwater. I think I must have been underwater flailing my arms for 30 seconds, before I finally managed to start pushing water with my hands and get my head out to breath.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2011, 03:39:48 AM »
I've taken swimming lessons since I was 5.


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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2011, 06:04:57 AM »
i took swimming lessons when i was 8 and after 2months the comment i received from the instructor was "you're sinking" so yea, i suck at it.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2011, 06:08:54 AM »
I started swimming lessons with the school when I was about 7. Nearly drowned in my first lesson, had to claw the leg of a fat girl in my class to get back from under the water. Lol.

I couldn't really swim till I was about 12 though. I'm still not a brilliant swimmer. My littlest sister can swim over a mile, I'd never make it.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2011, 06:17:07 AM »
I started swimming lessons with the school when I was about 7. Nearly drowned in my first lesson, had to claw the leg of a fat girl in my class to get back from under the water. Lol.

That is so mean.  Poor fat thing.


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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2011, 06:27:51 AM »
? How is it mean? I just wanted to breathe again.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2011, 08:26:02 AM »
lol, despite all my swimming lessons I don't know how to swim. Now whenever I swim I just do whatever my brain tells me to do to stay afloat.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2011, 11:18:20 AM »
I live on an island so naturally I have to swim to get to school... No really, there are bridges >_> About 200 metres down to the sea for me, I can see it from the windows  ;)

I learned to swim somewhere around 6, and swim quite often in my free time. I did take swimming lessons for some time after learning to swim but I don't even remember those since it was so long ago.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2011, 01:41:27 PM »
dont know how old i was it was young as hell, in a pool parents taught me. Me and my brother both very strong swimmers and continue to do goofy shit involving swimming on occasion.

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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2011, 05:05:35 AM »
I recall walking into water, chest deep, then somehow trying to figure out how to tread.

swimming though was likely lessons. I sucked (and still do) at breast stroke. But I wasn't bad at dolphin and butterfly.
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Re: How. when and where did you learn to swim?
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2011, 05:08:05 AM »
If any of you want to learn to swim, just let me know. I will fill your mouth with cum so you can tell whats its like to not be able to breath.
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