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Steve Jobs Resigns
rostheferret:
Who wants to bet that Jobs just makes it obvious to everyone and starts "The cult of the apple."
--- Quote from: The Cult of the Apple ---The Ten Commandments of the Apple:
1) You shall have no other Computers but me.
2) You shall not make for yourself any PC, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3) You shall not misuse the name of the Apple Lord your God.
4) You shall remember and keep the updates day holy.
5) Respect your elder operating systems.
6) You must not kill hidden programs.
7) You must not commit adultery.
8 ) You must not steal software.
9) You must not give false evidence against your fellow Apple cultist.
10) You must not be envious of your neighbour's Apple products. You shall not be envious of his Macbook nor his iPod, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
--- End quote ---
froody1911:
--- Quote from: rostheferret on August 25, 2011, 08:19:45 AM ---
--- Quote from: The Cult of the Apple ---The Ten Commandments of the Apple:
1) You shall have no other Computers but me.
2) You shall not make for yourself any PC, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3) You shall not misuse the name of the Apple Lord your God.
4) You shall remember and keep the updates day holy.
5) Respect your elder operating systems.
6) You must not kill hidden programs.
7) You must not commit adultery.
8 ) You must not steal software.
9) You must not give false evidence against your fellow Apple cultist.
10) You must not be envious of your neighbour's Apple products. You shall not be envious of his Macbook nor his iPod, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
--- End quote ---
--- End quote ---
ಠ_ಠ
What the hell is that doing there?
dogsinafen:
And not a fuck is given.
Stsin:
With Google acquiring Motorola Mobility, Jobs is running scared. Leaving while he's on top. I kid ;)
It would be interesting if Google directly competes in that market.
rostheferret:
--- Quote from: froody1911 on August 25, 2011, 10:38:43 AM ---
--- Quote from: rostheferret on August 25, 2011, 08:19:45 AM ---
--- Quote from: The Cult of the Apple ---The Ten Commandments of the Apple:
1) You shall have no other Computers but me.
2) You shall not make for yourself any PC, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3) You shall not misuse the name of the Apple Lord your God.
4) You shall remember and keep the updates day holy.
5) Respect your elder operating systems.
6) You must not kill hidden programs.
7) You must not commit adultery.
8 ) You must not steal software.
9) You must not give false evidence against your fellow Apple cultist.
10) You must not be envious of your neighbour's Apple products. You shall not be envious of his Macbook nor his iPod, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
--- End quote ---
--- End quote ---
ಠ_ಠ
What the hell is that doing there?
--- End quote ---
I figure there are mac fanboys out there who have literally had sex with their computers, so this just means don't fuck a PC.
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