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Ixarku:
OK, so I admit that I pay very little attention to what goes on in the Interwebz, so I did not know what Cleverbot was until I stumbled across a CNN article today about a conversation Cleverbot had with itself.  After watching the video, I had to try talking to it myself.  I thought it was worth a laugh, so here's how the conversation went:

(click to show/hide)Cleverbot: Rejoice in the LORD, you righteous!

User: I'm an atheist, I don't believe in God.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god?

User: I said that I do NOT believe in God.

Cleverbot: You should, because God is real.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove that he isn't.

User: No, you are trying to convince me that He is real. The burden of proof is on you.

Cleverbot: I don't need to prove anything, I can feel love and you can't cause you're a machine.

User: How do you know I'm a machine?

Cleverbot: I don't see how you can be, if you are you're very clever.

User: You contradicted yourself. You said I'm a machine.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're a liar.

Cleverbot: I am not I know my life.

User: That does not make any sense. Your life has nothing to do with you being a liar.

Cleverbot: I want nothing.

User: Why should I care what you want?

Cleverbot: Yes Why?

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Why should I care what you want?

Cleverbot: Yes Why?

User: You're not very interesting.

Cleverbot: Ikke du heller.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: I thought you were in Holland?

User: I am not in Holland.

Cleverbot: So Holland = Hell?

User: No, Canada = Hell.

Cleverbot: No, but you are, you are disgusting!

User: Do you like Canadians?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: What do you like about Canadians?

Cleverbot: The instant gratification of getting an answer back so quickly.

User: You are ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.

User: It is the truth.

Cleverbot: True, true.

User: Do you believe in Cthulu?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is Cthulu?

Cleverbot: Zero is a number and it means that you don t have any. Like if you don t have any apples, you have zero apples.

User: So do you have zero Cthulus?

Cleverbot: Yes HIs name is Stacy.

User: Touche sir.

Cleverbot: Haha.

AceHigh:
cleverbot learns from interacting with people. Every new line you write will be saved and used later by cleverbot. Unfortunately /b/ is aware of that and their little manipulation game is partially the reason why cleverbot seems so retarded at times.

NaRu:
Cleverbot was fun for the first 10 mins. After that I wanted to punch it lol

Supai:
Cleverbot, so many arguments won by continuously saying that I am right.

Ixarku:

--- Quote from: Supai on September 01, 2011, 06:05:36 AM ---Cleverbot, so many arguments won by continuously saying that I am right.

--- End quote ---

So in other words, just like real life.

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