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Soryon · « **Reply #80 on:** October 11, 2011, 05:04:43 AM »

Quote from: metro. on October 11, 2011, 05:01:05 AM

Quote from: Kyrdua on October 11, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
Quote from: metro. on October 11, 2011, 03:32:39 AM
Quote from: Kyrdua on October 11, 2011, 02:45:20 AM
wrong image comes to mind.........

Yeah uhm....wtf?=S

I'd rather not offend you by actually linking to a pic of obviously siblings having sex...
Kyrdua actually has link of this.

Ixarku · « **Reply #81 on:** October 11, 2011, 09:55:24 AM »

Quote from: metro. on October 11, 2011, 02:41:28 AM

Realizing you're on the same flight as someone you told you were in a different place. Shit.

The secret of lying involves not volunteering information where you don't have to, and in providing information which, if it can be verified without your knowledge, is true. The remainder, you fill in with vague or broad statements that can't possibly be construed as false, and only when you absolutely have to provide specifics and hide the truth do you blatantly lie.

If you do it right, and you're not sabotaged by circumstance, getting caught in a lie (e.g. telling someone you'd be elsewhere and then encountering them later) almost becomes an impossibility.

bork · « **Reply #82 on:** October 12, 2011, 12:46:06 AM »

Been thinking of past events from being married and pulled out a couple of situations like:

A friend of mine who meet my wife for the first time said "what a cute daughter!" at which time a turn and give a full on-mouth kiss to my wife. Let him figure that one out. My wife always looked sort of young, same age as me.

When the neighbor walks into the house while having some fun... Not much you can say at the time. We both have each others house key so that if ether one of us get lock-out or something.

Always be kind to wife. If she passes gas in public, make a excuse that it must of been something I have eaten "sorry about that." Only works while sitting next to each other though.

will think up a few more...

Kyrdua · « **Reply #83 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:38:54 AM »

Quote from: metro. on October 11, 2011, 05:01:05 AM

Quote from: Kyrdua on October 11, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
Quote from: metro. on October 11, 2011, 03:32:39 AM
Quote from: Kyrdua on October 11, 2011, 02:45:20 AM
wrong image comes to mind.........

Yeah uhm....wtf?=S

I'd rather not offend you by actually linking to a pic of obviously siblings having sex...

How are people "obviously siblings"?

Not offended, I was just confused.

err, twin brosis? and incest is a touchy subject, so i can't exactly just throw it around at everyone.

Burkingam · « **Reply #84 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:44:40 AM »

Quote from: Kyrdua on October 12, 2011, 01:38:54 AM

Quote from: metro. on October 11, 2011, 05:01:05 AM
Quote from: Kyrdua on October 11, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
Quote from: metro. on October 11, 2011, 03:32:39 AM
Quote from: Kyrdua on October 11, 2011, 02:45:20 AM
wrong image comes to mind.........

Yeah uhm....wtf?=S

I'd rather not offend you by actually linking to a pic of obviously siblings having sex...

How are people "obviously siblings"?

Not offended, I was just confused.

err, twin brosis? and incest is a touchy subject, so i can't exactly just throw it around at everyone.

PM it to me

metro. · « **Reply #85 on:** October 12, 2011, 04:01:49 AM »

You come back from a run, very sweaty, and you see someone and they don't recognize you because you look different.

Damn that was weird.

fohfoh · « **Reply #86 on:** October 12, 2011, 05:22:58 AM »

scotsman · « **Reply #87 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:39:16 AM »

fohfoh · « **Reply #88 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:42:23 AM »

Heh, it's been a while scotsman.

scotsman · « **Reply #89 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:03:59 AM »

I've been lurking for a while just never contributing much.

TorturdChaos · « **Reply #90 on:** October 13, 2011, 02:15:43 PM »

I have a REALLY bad memory for people and their names. So I get stuck in the awkward moment a lot when someone who looks vaguely familiar walks up and is like "Hey! Hows it going! Haven't seen you in forever!". And I'm stuck thinking I should really know who this is - but I don't.

Ixarku · « **Reply #91 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:00:50 PM »

Quote from: scotsman on October 13, 2011, 04:39:16 AM

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That's not awkward, but it is amusing.

fohfoh · « **Reply #92 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:00:36 AM »

Someone tells you, "GODISNOWHERE" (Read it again) is a miracle during a convo.

....

metro. · « **Reply #93 on:** October 14, 2011, 01:56:30 AM »

Quote from: scotsman on October 13, 2011, 04:39:16 AM

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I'm freaking out cause someone just posted that on facebook. DO I KNOW YOU!? =O

Kyrdua · « **Reply #94 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:15:08 AM »

Quote from: TorturdChaos on October 13, 2011, 02:15:43 PM

I have a REALLY bad memory for people and their names. So I get stuck in the awkward moment a lot when someone who looks vaguely familiar walks up and is like "Hey! Hows it going! Haven't seen you in forever!". And I'm stuck thinking I should really know who this is - but I don't.

DUDE ARE YOU MY LONG LOST BROTHER?!
I'm like, the same, man.

can't really remember someone's name especially if i don't get to hear/read their name a lot.

fohfoh · « **Reply #95 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:13:06 AM »

Quote from: Kyrdua on October 14, 2011, 03:15:08 AM

Quote from: TorturdChaos on October 13, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
I have a REALLY bad memory for people and their names. So I get stuck in the awkward moment a lot when someone who looks vaguely familiar walks up and is like "Hey! Hows it going! Haven't seen you in forever!". And I'm stuck thinking I should really know who this is - but I don't.

DUDE ARE YOU MY LONG LOST BROTHER?!
I'm like, the same, man.

can't really remember someone's name especially if i don't get to hear/read their name a lot.

Or if it's something similar but not quite.

"Hi Tiffany"
"It's Tina"
*In your mind* FUCK!
"Oops sorry, that was my second guess."

"Michelle?"
"Mikaela"
"Doh"

pingryanime · « **Reply #96 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:10:07 AM »

You're crossdressing at a con, someone asks to take a pic, compliments how pretty you look, then they realize you're a d00d dressing as a girl.

Fuckyeah.

Soryon · « **Reply #97 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:15:25 AM »

Quote from: pingryanime on October 16, 2011, 02:10:07 AM

You're crossdressing at a con, someone asks to take a pic, compliments how pretty you look, then they realize you're a d00d dressing as a girl.

Fuckyeah.

Cross-dressing is only fun when you get laid, er, I mean EEWWWWW!

pingryanime · « **Reply #98 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:39:01 AM »

Dat awkward moment when a forum-mate calls you ew

TMRNetShark · « **Reply #99 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:41:28 AM »

Quote from: pingryanime on October 16, 2011, 02:39:01 AM

Dat awkward moment when a forum-mate calls you ew

Forum-mate? Don't you mean... ummm... the person you have to agree with?