Dear men,
Women are obsolete. I mean seriously, if you ever want sex, you can buy a blow up doll. If you need someone to cook for you, McDonald's has reasonable prices. If you want a hug, please remember you are a MAN and you have duties for looking glamorously strong and independent. As for cleaning, we as men share characteristics with Chuck Norris. As such, our immune systems should be able to round house fuck (or kick if you're of a simple life) any contagion that tries to make you any less of a man.
Signed,
Smart man
/sarcasm