damnn, hope ur feelin better
I'm fine as of right now. My legs are a little sore and my manhood is still a little sensitive, but other than that no injuries to speak of.
I'm fine, but my dick hurts like hell since it hit the tank with enough force to dent it.
Here's the damage:
My dick-dent http://i.imgur.com/Nes1R.jpg
You must have a cast iron Dick to make dents like that
The ladies don't call me Big Daddy J for nothin, bro.

^ Ouch! Did you manage to get that driver's insurance info for that damage?
Yeah we called an officer and made a report. I almost felt bad cause the lady was smokin hot, probably 9/10 AND she was a school teacher on her way to pre-school. I tried to hit on her a bit but I could tell she was too shaken up by what happened to even give a shit what I was saying. She was 100% at fault and I have an attorney visiting me tomorrow to speak with me and the insurance will be contacted then. My bike will, most likely, be totaled and I'll probably have a check for ~$5k, so I'll probably just end up buying a better bike anyway. The only thing that sucks is now I have to take the bus to work and ride a bicycle 10 miles back home until then. Sigh.