Unlike you I am not a spammer. I rarely write offtopic. And if I even do only in ChitChat thread.
Is there even a scope of going off topic anywhere apart from General Chit Chat Thread. I don't go to the Anime Discussion section and write "ah.. I am bored" if I do post in them it is mostly related to the anime only. If you look at it that way maybe non of us are spammers.
F1ForFun: I never gave any thought to all this before... So I have no idea if it requires one to not be an asshole.
Let's think of it like this. You have a carrot, but it's not ordinary carrot. This carrot is a carrot that is 1.47 inches (37.338mm) longer than any carrot that has ever been grown before. Now, you think to yourself for a second.
"Wow! This carrot is slightly larger than any carrot that's ever been grown! Sugoi! That means it has more Vitamin A than any other carrot that's ever existed as well!"
You run to your imouto to show her this carrot that you've grown, because you're so proud of it and the accomplishment that it signifies.
"Hey! Look at this carrot! Isn't it big?!? Ne? Ne?!?!"
"B-b-baka! W-wait a second! Just what d-do you expect me to do with t-that thing?!"
Without a moments hesitation, she takes that carrot that you've worked so hard to grow and begins to masturbate with it right in front of you. You just stand there, not able to fully comprehend what's happening. The carrot that you worked so hard to grow. The carrot that was more special than all the rest is now being used as a mere masturbation toy by your imouto.
"H-Hey! W-What are you doing?! That was MY CARROT! I was going to show that to mama and papa!"
"But Onii-chan, look at your pants! Your carrot looks rock hard now! And it looks much bigger than this carrot!"
Your eyesight suddenly shifts from your little sister vigorously masturbating with your home-grown masterpiece to the bulge in your pants, throbbing at the sight of your dear sister using your dreams as a masturbation device.
"N-No! I-I don't like this! You're my sister! We can't!" (forbidden love etc, etc)
"B-baka! Do you know how long I've wanted to do this! Stop being so worthless for once and just take off your pants!"
With your hands now shaking, you fumble to unbuckle your belt, which seems to be even more difficult than finishing that Rubics cube that's in your desk drawer that you started working on a year ago.
"Hurry, onii-chan! I-I'm almost ready!"
Not wanting to keep your dear imouto waiting any longer, your erection grows so large that it breaks the belt in half, then the sound of your belt buckle clanging against the hard wood floor echoes throughout the room.
"Oh onii-chan! It's so big!"
"Y....Yeah.."
BEEP BEEP BEEP, WAKE THE FUCK UP
You leap out of your bed and turn off the alarm clock. You walk out to the kitchen to get some orange juice because orange juice is fucking delicious and shit.
"HEY ASSHOLE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"
Your sister yells at you because you look like fucking shit.
"YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO PEOPLE ONLINE, HAVEN'T YOU? GOD! TO THINK MY BROTHER COULD BE THIS PATHETIC!"
Your sister fucking hates you because you were always so dull and edgy. Never once caring to put thought into how to act respectfully.
"SHUT UP BITCH. I JUST WANT SOME OJ. GET DA FUCK OUT MY WAY!"
You push her aside and run to the fridge, opening it to reveal the refreshingly chilled contents inside.
"HEY BITCH, HOW COME THERE'S NO OJ?"
"I DRANK IT FAGGOT. WHY WOULD I SAVE YOU ANY OJ? YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"
Now your little sister fucking hates you AND you have no orange juice. All because you decided to be cool and edgy instead of functioning as a normal beta MC would. If you had, you'd be balls deep in some imouto pussy right now. But no, you fucked up.
Was it worth it?
