Well I just tried my first eroge and holy fuck that was mind numbingly boring.
Thousands of clicks to get through the retarded day to day banter of teenagers.
The few times in which I was actually able to make a choice on something, I was just given 2 options. The significance and consequences of every choice was blown way out of proportion (I assume because they're so sparsely scattered throughout the thousands of lines of dialogue, the producers felt that they needed to make it seem as though the choices were important).
I asked a chick to help me unpack and then she got all down and depressed on me and said "you aren't the same person as before" wtf? I just asked you to help me unpack, you don't have to help me if you don't want to. It's not like I asked you if you swallow or not... geeze.
For anyone who cares, I was playing Kanon.