Holy shit I almost forgot how much I hate doing IT work. Just did a fresh install of Win 7 on an elderly womans computer last night (for only $25, too) and she calls me at fucking 10am this morning (I normally wake up around 2PM) saying I didn't get a virus off her computer. Now I'm thinking "What the fuck? I formatted the god damn partition prior to install so anything that was on that hard drive is long gone..." I go over there and I shit you not she has like 5 different forms of crapware/adware/spyware installed and she even downloaded one of those virus infested programs that give you an animated cursor at the cost of backdoor buttraping your PC. I installed malwarebytes before I left the first time and she said she turned it off because it wouldn't let her install her programs. NO FUCKING SHIT, THOSE PROGRAMS ARE INFESTED WITH VIRUSES. I flat out told her she was the problem, and there is no way any viruses would be left over from my previous cleaning and fresh install. When I told her it would be another $25 to clean it, she told me since I didn't clean it right the first time this time should be free. At this point I'm almost to the point of getting visibly frustrated and told her in a pretty mocking tone "Sure, I'll do it for free this time. But when you call me tomorrow, I wont touch this computer without $50 in my hand."
Fucking shit I hate stupid people. Is learning new things really THAT hard for elderly people? Shit..