Author Topic: The General Chit Chat Thread 2 (Read 389787 times)

failboat · « **Reply #15140 on:** October 16, 2012, 01:40:09 PM »

Hand out free samples of pumpkin yoghurt at the local mall.

Dhruv · « **Reply #15141 on:** October 16, 2012, 01:41:47 PM »

I never knew F1ForFun possessed a lake of white water.

F1ForFun · « **Reply #15142 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:03:03 PM »

Quote from: Dhruv on October 16, 2012, 01:41:47 PM

I never knew F1ForFun possessed a lake of white water.

nan da yo?

failboat · « **Reply #15143 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:23:15 PM »

I'm sure he has plenty for all of us.

Dhruv · « **Reply #15144 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:28:18 PM »

That'll be a lot...

failboat · « **Reply #15145 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:30:03 PM »

Not necessarily. I did say "samples" after all.

Dhruv · « **Reply #15146 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:31:26 PM »

What if the samples become a hit?

F1ForFun · « **Reply #15147 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM »

It seems there's a possible online market for my semen. Please give me a few days to assemble a website so that I can properly market it before I start filling requests.

Burkingam · « **Reply #15148 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:38:27 PM »

I can't think of anything more pedantic than this.

Dhruv · « **Reply #15149 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:42:08 PM »

Quote from: F1ForFun on October 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM

It seems there's a possible online market for my semen. Please give me a few days to assemble a website so that I can properly market it before I start filling requests.

I suggest sperm donation. People aren't gonna buy it straight off the bat.

Burkingam · « **Reply #15150 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Dhruv on October 16, 2012, 02:42:08 PM

Quote from: F1ForFun on October 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
It seems there's a possible online market for my semen. Please give me a few days to assemble a website so that I can properly market it before I start filling requests.
I suggest sperm donation. People aren't gonna buy it straight off the bat.

Yeah people have gotta test your product first. Give a sample to everyone you meet. They will come back for more. :3

F1ForFun · « **Reply #15151 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:58:06 PM »

Quote from: Burkingam on October 16, 2012, 02:53:41 PM

Quote from: Dhruv on October 16, 2012, 02:42:08 PM
Quote from: F1ForFun on October 16, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
It seems there's a possible online market for my semen. Please give me a few days to assemble a website so that I can properly market it before I start filling requests.
I suggest sperm donation. People aren't gonna buy it straight off the bat.
Yeah people have gotta test your product first. Give a sample to everyone you meet. They will come back for more. :3

Maybe I'll bring some to work and tell them that it's a condiment and have them gauge its taste, then tell them it's my semen afterwards and see how surprised they are.

Dhruv · « **Reply #15152 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:58:40 PM »

And you can charge them three times over when they come back for more.

kurandoinu · « **Reply #15153 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:58:51 PM »

o.o Well this is creepy

Burkingam · « **Reply #15154 on:** October 16, 2012, 03:00:00 PM »

Quote from: kurandoinu on October 16, 2012, 02:58:51 PM

o.o Well this is creepy

WELCOME TO THE INTERWEBZ!!!!

kurandoinu · « **Reply #15155 on:** October 16, 2012, 03:00:48 PM »

Where you always say no to samples of white sauce

F1ForFun · « **Reply #15156 on:** October 16, 2012, 03:04:47 PM »

At my house, white sauce is always the main ingredient in my delicious pasta alfredo.

Dhruv · « **Reply #15157 on:** October 16, 2012, 03:15:37 PM »

White pumpkin sauce?

failboat · « **Reply #15158 on:** October 16, 2012, 03:55:47 PM »

What if pumpkin semen makes pumpkin babies?

All your future children will be pumpkins.

And you can have a cute little pumpkin family.

pumpkins

F1ForFun · « **Reply #15159 on:** October 16, 2012, 03:58:46 PM »