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Offline Sepukku

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15200 on: October 17, 2012, 06:54:23 PM »
Only when you masturbate in the shower
Peeing, ok, but masturbating in the shower???!!!?11/1/???111
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15201 on: October 17, 2012, 06:57:32 PM »
Only when you masturbate in the shower
Peeing, ok, but masturbating in the shower???!!!?11/1/???111
Everyone does it. The masturbating, that is, not necessarily the spying on people who do the masturbating.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15202 on: October 17, 2012, 07:07:22 PM »
Only when you masturbate in the shower
Peeing, ok, but masturbating in the shower???!!!?11/1/???111
Everyone does it. The masturbating, that is, not necessarily the spying on people who do the masturbating.
Well im decent, so i dont!
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15203 on: October 17, 2012, 07:28:27 PM »
Only when you masturbate in the shower
Peeing, ok, but masturbating in the shower???!!!?11/1/???111
Everyone does it. The masturbating, that is, not necessarily the spying on people who do the masturbating.
Well im prude, so i dont!
Fixed.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15204 on: October 17, 2012, 07:28:53 PM »
Only when you masturbate in the shower
Peeing, ok, but masturbating in the shower???!!!?11/1/???111
Everyone does it. The masturbating, that is, not necessarily the spying on people who do the masturbating.
Well im decent, so i dont!
You're also a bad liar.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15205 on: October 17, 2012, 07:30:55 PM »
Only when you masturbate in the shower
Peeing, ok, but masturbating in the shower???!!!?11/1/???111

Why do you think girls shower for so long?
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15206 on: October 17, 2012, 07:31:34 PM »
I don't masturbate in the shower and it doesn't has anything to do with lying or being decent or prude. It as to do with the fact that if I bring my porn in the shower it's gonna fry my laptop.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15207 on: October 17, 2012, 07:32:18 PM »
You know you can masturbate WITHOUT pr0n?
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15208 on: October 17, 2012, 07:32:49 PM »
You know you can masturbate WITHOUT pr0n?
A ninja!

Seriously, I was going to say the same thing.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15209 on: October 17, 2012, 07:33:59 PM »
You know you can masturbate WITHOUT pr0n?
I know, something I masturbate when a chat with people on the internet.
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Offline undetz

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15210 on: October 17, 2012, 07:34:30 PM »
You know you can masturbate WITHOUT pr0n?
I know, something I masturbate when a chat with people on the internet.
#bbtgenchicha ?

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15211 on: October 17, 2012, 07:34:51 PM »
How about using only the sound effects to masturbate?
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15212 on: October 17, 2012, 07:35:38 PM »
What about using your imagination?
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15213 on: October 17, 2012, 07:36:53 PM »
You know you can masturbate WITHOUT pr0n?
I know, something I masturbate when a chat with people on the internet.
#bbtgenchicha ?
No usually that's when I dirty talk with people. I don't remember dirty talking on bbtgenchicha. I have done it a few times on the very special sextion on our forums though.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15214 on: October 17, 2012, 07:37:44 PM »
How about using the tap hole? Although I doubt that might be actually possible unless you are using a hosepipe.
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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15215 on: October 17, 2012, 07:38:29 PM »
You know you can masturbate WITHOUT pr0n?
I know, something I masturbate when a chat with people on the internet.
#bbtgenchicha ?
No usually that's when I dirty talk with people. I don't remember dirty talking on bbtgenchicha. I have done it a few times on the very special sextion on our forums though.
I'm a little surprised that this does not bother me at all. But only a little.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15216 on: October 17, 2012, 07:39:55 PM »
I've masturbated in the shower before, but my sperm got a weird rubbery consistency (I assume from the contact with water) and it started sticking to my pubes. It took fucking forever to get it off.

I don't think it would be good for the showers drain if I started masturbating frequently in there.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15217 on: October 17, 2012, 07:41:06 PM »
Its because the water is hot. It works like eggs, sort of.

You know you can masturbate WITHOUT pr0n?
I know, something I masturbate when a chat with people on the internet.
#bbtgenchicha ?
No usually that's when I dirty talk with people. I don't remember dirty talking on bbtgenchicha. I have done it a few times on the very special sextion on our forums though.

Hehehe. Kinda glad I never visited the IRC then:P

Joking;)
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Offline undetz

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15218 on: October 17, 2012, 07:42:03 PM »
I've masturbated in the shower before, but my sperm got a weird rubbery consistency (I assume from the contact with water) and it started sticking to my pubes. It took fucking forever to get it off.

I don't think it would be good for the showers drain if I started masturbating frequently in there.
I hear there's a new invention that's really useful for cleaning oneself. It's called "soap" or something like that.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #15219 on: October 17, 2012, 07:42:44 PM »
I'm a little surprised that this does not bother me at all. But only a little.
Why would it bother you?
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