I'm broke does anyone want to hire me as their personal maid for a month?
I'll give you free food, your own room, internet, some money and freetime after 5 pm, as long as you can do cleaning, cooking, grocery shopping and wash/fold clothes. You don't even have to meet us, you can do it all while we are at work.
Pretty Please. And you could stay, for as long as you want, hopefully around 16 years. That would be perfect...
PRETTY PLEEEASE!
It has been a long monday..