See, comparing it to your iPad doesn't make you look any less pompous and spoilt. 
Compared to my television, it is smaller and more portable while also having a screen in which things can be seen.
Also, iPad does not ejaculate 
I'm not exactly sure how to reply to that, lol.
You have both? I'm sorry but tablets just seem fucking silly.
Not quite a laptop,but a bit better then a phone. Kinda seems pointless to me.
They're good for certain niche purposes which a laptop can't perform.
I have PDFs of my textbooks for classes, so I carry a tablet around to read textbooks instead of several large books.
The screen is just a tad smaller than a standard A4 paper, but the text is clear and readable. Also good for watching vidoes on airplanes and such, when I travel.