omg. i wish i was a total douche. i could be fucking a hot 20-year-old gymnast right now but instead im eating fries and a shitty hamburger bc i don't want to cheat on my gf. oh, my gf is abroad for at least a month. am i doin it wrong guys?
edit: and posting to an anime forum.
Yeah you're doing it wrong, loyalty is for suckers.
Not even joking, if she's abroad what do you think she's doing? Not to be a dick, seriously I'm not trying to, just...traveling, that's kinda half the fun.
But hey, I don't have morals.