edit- rather then a long winded reply that will make just as much sense to you as it would if I were speaking to a dog, ill just ask you to explain why you colored those two words, because guess what; the stupidity falls on your end. And if your not a Cristian, well too bad because you could have simply condensed that whole post down to two words. Ill let you guess what they are.
I swear I could tell you a knock knock joke and you would freak the fuck out because there is not really a door to be knocked on.
And to reply to the first half of your post: That would not be any fun at all.