The General Chit Chat Thread 2

[metro.]

Oh you, burk.

In other words, just finished watching Shakespeare in Love for my Shakespeare class. All I have to say is, "Damn, Shakespeare. Keep those sex hormones under control!"

For all the eloquent speech used to mask the true intentions of many of his plays, he really was quite a sex addict.

Yeah, and Romeo was a pedophile who only wanted to have sex with Juliet, she was like 12 or 13 at the time.

Star crossed lovers? More like hormones.

Romeo went after Juliet because he couldn't get the girl he was actually wooding over.

[pingryanime]

Psh, aren't all mid-teen boys just sex hungry? (And I'm a mid-teen boy)

[chem.x]

Psh, aren't all mid-teen boys just sex hungry? (And I'm a mid-teen boy)

Aren't all men? and even more so aren't most humans?

[pingryanime]

Especially mid-teen boys, though.

[chem.x]

Especially mid-teen boys, though.

If you say so

[Saras]

Oh you, burk.

In other words, just finished watching Shakespeare in Love for my Shakespeare class. All I have to say is, "Damn, Shakespeare. Keep those sex hormones under control!"

For all the eloquent speech used to mask the true intentions of many of his plays, he really was quite a sex addict.

Yeah, and Romeo was a pedophile who only wanted to have sex with Juliet, she was like 12 or 13 at the time.

Which was the norm in the day.

You've got your period? I'm planning your marriage.

[shabutie]

Which was the norm in the day.

You've got your period? I'm planning your marriage.

Yup.

Virgins were also sought after because then there would be conformation that you were, in fact, the father. ^_^ (Yup, we've come a long way.... kinda)

[Burkingam]

Which was the norm in the day.

You've got your period? I'm planning your marriage.

Yup.

Virgins were also sought after because then there would be conformation that you were, in fact, the father. ^_^ (Yup, we've come a long way.... kinda)

And of course the hymen is an infallible method to see if a girl is virgin. I mean don't listen to what they say, there is no such thing as a girl who is born without it. And the only thing that can pierce it is a men's penis and it does it without failure. Hymens are immune against falling on a branch or something because branches are not sufficiently virile to pierce it. And you know that a woman had her hymen before you fuck her even though you have never seen a vagina in your life and you have no idea what it even looks like because while you are fucking her there will always be exactly one drop of blood which is gonna fall exactly on the bed's sheet which is conveniently always white and it's impossible for her to cut her finger to do the same because girls aren't that smart. yup. Everything is perfect in a perfect world where you have perfect methods to know exactly when your wife if fine and when she should be stoned to death like the evil witch slut she is.

[NinjaHamster]

I don't think Shakespeare was a perv, he was just writing to the audience.

[pingryanime]

It's actually very possible to rip a hymen without a dick piercing it. Gymnasts, for example.

[Kyrdua]

That's cool but I'll have to take away 10 points for using 9gag.

why the 9gag hate? because it's not as bad as 4chan? (as in it isn't even a quarter of 4chan's level)

[froody1911]

That's cool but I'll have to take away 10 points for using 9gag.

why the 9gag hate? because it's not as bad as 4chan? (as in it isn't even a quarter of 4chan's level)

The mildness is certainly one thing, but the main reason is its level of ethical violation. It takes images from tumblr, 4chan, memebase, and various webcomics, and then puts the 9gag logo on them and claims the images belong to 9gag.
Furthermore, some users there have the mentality that 9gag is alone responsible for popularizing memes (which defeats the very definition of a meme).
It's also largely unfunny. Around 1 out of 10 images there are funny. I gave it a fair chance, but it's just too boring.

[Dale08]

That's cool but I'll have to take away 10 points for using 9gag.

why the 9gag hate? because it's not as bad as 4chan? (as in it isn't even a quarter of 4chan's level)

Because the internet used to work like this

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Now the internet works like this (excuse the crude shop)

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[Burkingam]

^:(

[hanayome]

And the only thing that can pierce it is a men's penis and it does it without failure.

What about arrows?

[metro.]

The shop indicates a /b/er.

That makes me depressed.

Also, it's highly possible to rip a hymen while still being a virgin.
If they don't have a good excuse on the ready, you need to find a better liar.

[Dale08]

The shop indicates a /b/er.

That makes me depressed.

I hate /b/. I only ever go on /a/, /c/, /g/ and /w/. From most to least active.

[froody1911]

Not sure why at least 2 of you people failed to realize that Burk's post was sarcastic.

[undetz]

Psh, aren't all mid-teen boys just sex hungry? (And I'm a mid-teen boy)

Romeo was in his mid-twenties.

[Kyrdua]

And the only thing that can pierce it is a men's penis and it does it without failure.

What about arrows?

Must... resist... temptation...

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That's cool but I'll have to take away 10 points for using 9gag.

why the 9gag hate? because it's not as bad as 4chan? (as in it isn't even a quarter of 4chan's level)

The mildness is certainly one thing, but the main reason is its level of ethical violation. It takes images from tumblr, 4chan, memebase, and various webcomics, and then puts the 9gag logo on them and claims the images belong to 9gag.
Furthermore, some users there have the mentality that 9gag is alone responsible for popularizing memes (which defeats the very definition of a meme).
It's also largely unfunny. Around 1 out of 10 images there are funny. I gave it a fair chance, but it's just too boring.

well, I don't really expect the sverage layman to know or care about where those came from especially since most don't go to the deeper and darker parts of the internet. I like 9gag because it's loads fast and is cheap entertainment.also, i can pretty much relate on the ethical part, i hear same goes for mangafox.

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That's cool but I'll have to take away 10 points for using 9gag.

why the 9gag hate? because it's not as bad as 4chan? (as in it isn't even a quarter of 4chan's level)

Because the internet used to work like this

(click to show/hide)

Now the internet works like this (excuse the crude shop)

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o_O, internet hate machine gets 0 hate and each time the memes get passed on they get +2.5 hate?


EDIT: added more spoilers