Buy alcohol, buy cake, after you done devouring them, in the end, it wont matter.
Steam Support are hard crackers, I think they ran out of ideas and want me to disable everything from startup to test if the problem persists

On a side note I solved the problem, which was quite easy tbh and I didn't even think about it earlier, and they didn't think about it so fat as well. I'm surprised they didn't found this after I sent them their precious report
