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Offline Meandola

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4800 on: February 04, 2012, 09:25:21 PM »
So I just got all information for my upcomming semester at college, which starts in 2 days, and I'm left wondering why they couldn't have sent this sooner, so much stuff I could've finished in the last 2 weeks instead of being a lazy bum *sigh*
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Offline Meomix

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4801 on: February 05, 2012, 03:29:54 AM »
My parents prove to be pieces of shit once again, the situation has escalated to the point where i really need some kind of bodyguard / private detective / or interpol operative to save my ass, as there is no guarantee that the shitstorm mom has set off will not follow us to our next destination.

My retarded dad refuses to buy any weapons for ranged combat, refuses to kick mom out i..i'm lost for words, my plot armour isn't going to last forever yes there is a way to enhance your plot armour but you're going to find to ask your local lodge not me.

WHAT THE FUCK I'M I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
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Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4802 on: February 05, 2012, 04:36:38 AM »
Quote from: Meomix on February 05, 2012, 03:29:54 AM
WHAT THE FUCK I'M I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
Masturbate furiously Move out.
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Offline Meomix

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4803 on: February 05, 2012, 04:52:17 AM »
Quote from: froody1911 on February 05, 2012, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Meomix on February 05, 2012, 03:29:54 AM
WHAT THE FUCK I'M I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
Masturbate furiously Move out.

Fine, i'll backstab the useless burden when we move to the new area.
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Quote from: Krudda on October 03, 2014, 10:12:26 AM
Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4804 on: February 05, 2012, 08:14:56 AM »
Pay a visit to the asylum.
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Offline Kyrdua

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4805 on: February 05, 2012, 10:23:16 AM »
Quote from: Meomix on February 05, 2012, 03:29:54 AM
refuses to kick mom out i..i'm lost for words, my plot armour isn't going to last forever yes there is a way to enhance your plot armour but you're going to find to ask your local lodge not me.

WHAT THE FUCK I'M I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

I say you stop wearing Red Shirts and NEVER EVER show a Family Picture to anyone. also, don't be
  • Genre Savvy
  • Genre Blind
  • a Holier Than Thou
  • Curious
  • Pragmatic
  • Ambitious
  • Tough
  • a Nihilist
  • a Crazy Survivalist
  • Innocent
  • Pragmatic
  • a Retiring Law Officer
  • a Competent secondary female
  • Blonde
  • Ugly
  • Black
  • a Twofer
  • a Bisexual
  • an Innocent Virgin
  • a Slut.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 10:25:53 AM by Kyrdua »
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Offline hanayome

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4806 on: February 05, 2012, 11:01:56 AM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on February 05, 2012, 10:23:16 AM
don't be
  • Genre Savvy
  • Genre Blind
  • a Holier Than Thou
  • Curious
  • Pragmatic
  • Ambitious
  • Tough
  • a Nihilist
  • a Crazy Survivalist
  • Innocent
  • Pragmatic
  • a Retiring Law Officer
  • a Competent secondary female
  • Blonde
  • Ugly
  • Black
  • a Twofer
  • a Bisexual
  • an Innocent Virgin
  • a Slut.
I wonder who your fav girl (with none of the above characteristics) is, in RL(if possible)/FL.
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4807 on: February 05, 2012, 11:28:42 AM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on February 05, 2012, 10:23:16 AM
Quote from: Meomix on February 05, 2012, 03:29:54 AM
refuses to kick mom out i..i'm lost for words, my plot armour isn't going to last forever yes there is a way to enhance your plot armour but you're going to find to ask your local lodge not me.

WHAT THE FUCK I'M I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

I say you stop wearing Red Shirts and NEVER EVER show a Family Picture to anyone. also, don't be
  • Genre Savvy
  • Genre Blind
  • a Holier Than Thou
  • Curious
  • Pragmatic
  • Ambitious
  • Tough
  • a Nihilist
  • a Crazy Survivalist
  • Innocent
  • Pragmatic
  • a Retiring Law Officer
  • a Competent secondary female
  • Blonde
  • Ugly
  • Black
  • a Twofer
  • a Bisexual
  • an Innocent Virgin
  • a Slut.
Double Pragmatic :)
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Offline Burkingam

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4808 on: February 05, 2012, 11:49:58 AM »
Quote from: undetz on February 04, 2012, 06:36:12 PM
Quote from: Burkingam on February 04, 2012, 05:58:37 PM
Quote from: Saras on February 04, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Never heard of any issues or complications associated with my birth.

 :o Are you kidding?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childbirth#Complications

Saying nothing about births in general.
Oops I missed that
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Offline AceHigh

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4809 on: February 05, 2012, 01:05:35 PM »
I say birth in general is a complication  :P
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Offline Kyrdua

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4810 on: February 05, 2012, 01:08:53 PM »
Quote from: hanayome on February 05, 2012, 11:01:56 AM
I wonder who your fav girl (with none of the above characteristics) is, in RL(if possible)/FL.
whatever are you implying?
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Offline Burkingam

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4811 on: February 05, 2012, 01:09:39 PM »
Quote from: AceHigh on February 05, 2012, 01:05:35 PM
I say birth in general is a complication  :P
Meh well if some people wanna have children it's all right. Beside, if people only had children when they wanted to, overpopulation wouldn't be a problem.
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Offline hanayome

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4812 on: February 05, 2012, 01:23:38 PM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on February 05, 2012, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: hanayome on February 05, 2012, 11:01:56 AM
I wonder who your fav girl (with none of the above characteristics) is, in RL(if possible)/FL.
whatever are you implying?
Don't know what was difficult to get there. Leave it then.
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other parts I read with absolute sorrow,  because I think them utterly false and grievously mischievous...
Many of your wide conclusions are  based upon assumptions...
A. Sedgwick, Darwin's buddy...

Offline Dale08

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4813 on: February 05, 2012, 03:07:52 PM »
It's midnight, I haven't slept and have work at 7am through to 3:30pm. This is going to be a good day.
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Offline undetz

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4814 on: February 05, 2012, 04:47:07 PM »
Quote from: AceHigh on February 05, 2012, 01:05:35 PM
I say birth in general is a complication  :P
Now that's a position I just can't argue with.
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Offline SirSkyRider

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4815 on: February 05, 2012, 07:15:33 PM »
Last week of the semester! YAY!
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Offline Meomix

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4816 on: February 06, 2012, 12:11:39 AM »
Quote from: Kyrdua on February 05, 2012, 10:23:16 AM
Quote from: Meomix on February 05, 2012, 03:29:54 AM
refuses to kick mom out i..i'm lost for words, my plot armour isn't going to last forever yes there is a way to enhance your plot armour but you're going to find to ask your local lodge not me.

WHAT THE FUCK I'M I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

I say you stop wearing Red Shirts and NEVER EVER show a Family Picture to anyone. also, don't be
  • Genre Savvy
  • Genre Blind
  • a Holier Than Thou
  • Curious
  • Pragmatic
  • Ambitious
  • Tough
  • a Nihilist
  • a Crazy Survivalist
  • Innocent
  • a Retiring Law Officer
  • a Competent secondary female
  • Blonde
  • Ugly
  • Black
  • a Twofer
  • a Bisexual
  • an Innocent Virgin
  • a Slut.

You have listed 19 tropes in total, let me round up the scores.

Me:
(click to show/hide)

Dad:
(click to show/hide)

Mom:
(click to show/hide)

Flags tripped in total:
(click to show/hide)

Likelihood of death:
(click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 06, 2012, 12:44:46 AM by Meomix »
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Quote from: Krudda on October 03, 2014, 10:12:26 AM
Did you know Satan was supposedly gods RIGHT HAND MAN, not his left. Blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it.

Offline Burkingam

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4817 on: February 06, 2012, 01:17:13 AM »
^Sounds like a cool game  ;D
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Online metro.

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4818 on: February 06, 2012, 02:29:19 AM »
I really think I missed something.

Although I do think I picked up on the fact Meomix might not like everything about his parents.
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Offline Kyrdua

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Re: The General Chit Chat Thread 2
« Reply #4819 on: February 06, 2012, 02:58:52 AM »
Quote from: Meomix on February 06, 2012, 12:11:39 AM
(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

... I think you're calculating it wrong. there's examples on the WMG page in the SAoM page, so...

3.5/5 = you
4.7/5 = dad
5.0/5 = mom

total = 4.4

also, apparently, Sorting Algorithm of Mortality also indicates a show's popularity...
« Last Edit: February 06, 2012, 03:00:55 AM by Kyrdua »
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