I want to buy a pink or otherwise sparkly speedo that is about 2 sizes too small and a swim cap and go do stretches at the gym pool and then at the beach when it turns summer.
Also lol I got a warning for posting what apparently was a nsfw image of me on AB.
...but, it was just a chicken leg, I swear!
Oh, and word to the wise: If you already have a bit of a drinking problem, its not a good idea to let your alcoholic friend live with you for 2 months. I am seriously starting to forget what it feels like to be sober.