I did an epic fail = I almost choked onto my own saliva...
Not too surprising coming from you.
Oh boy, drunk calls are fun.
You're tellin' me!
Drunk texting can lead to some pretty interesting (and often regrettable) conversations!
I only drunk text, but some people I know drunk call me all the time.
As long as I am still awake, I am always up for the challenge, lol.