3. The loli thing wasn't entirely true, but it is based on a funny story.
Tell us! I love funny stories!
It isn't funny as in humorous, more like awkward. But ok.
I was reading a yuri (there was no porn though, just non-nipples and non-vagina skintimacy) between two girls whom looked no older than 11 (but from the plot, they must be in late middle school/early highschool years) when my mother had come to see why I was sitting in my room the entire day (which is now resolved because I am forced to use my computer in the living room >_>). She had saw a bit of the skintimacy and demanded to see more. Like a smart person, I decided that showing her is better than trying to hide it (besides, it wasn't porn or anything). She got bored after about a minute and left. This ends as a sad story: I lost that manga when I dropped my XHDD that one time. I didn't get it from BBT, but I think I could remember the site if I go on it again by chance.
Anyway, the story I had told about the loli initially several months ago (or whenever it was) is based on this tale. Luckily, neither of my parents have seen any of my porn collection, whether it be real/unreal, legal/illegal, gay/straight.