Author Topic: The General Chit Chat Thread 2 (Read 390181 times)

elvikun · « **Reply #8540 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:27:32 PM »

Quote from: Goldfrapp on April 28, 2012, 09:22:25 PM

Quote from: elvikun on April 28, 2012, 09:18:55 PM
Because people with partners do not masturbate.
This is a night of revelations.
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I think it was more that the girls with boyfriends did it every day. What do they have boyfriends for then?

Well, those are two different things. Sex has something masturbation doesn't and vice versa. Plus it's a high school, boyfriends/girlfriends are accessories, I doubt it's about the 2 minutes long teenage sex.

Soryon · « **Reply #8541 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:32:16 PM »

I wish it only took 2 minutes. I mean I really do. Worse then being too quick is being too long. Quick hint- Its not always what you hear about in jokes.

Goldfrapp · « **Reply #8542 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:35:46 PM »

I thought teenager-fooling around was all about exploring, hence it wouldn't just take two minutes.

JoonasTo · « **Reply #8543 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:37:06 PM »

Indeed.
Being bored is the third most annoying thing.

elvikun · « **Reply #8544 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Goldfrapp on April 28, 2012, 09:35:46 PM

I thought teenager-fooling around was all about exploring, hence it wouldn't just take two minutes.

Two minutes only if you go with a boy I guess. Undressing, dressing and finding a place is included in that time.

Soryon · « **Reply #8545 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:40:42 PM »

A boy can undress and find a place in like 5 seconds. A dark corner you say? works for me!

You underestimate males.

that is, teenage males.

Goldfrapp · « **Reply #8546 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:42:49 PM »

If that is how the teenager boys are these days, I blame the internet. Everything was better back in the 90s:P

TiYlER · « **Reply #8547 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:43:03 PM »

Hm, I feel like I am missing out on quite a bit, being 16 2/3 yet still a virgin...

elvikun · « **Reply #8548 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Soryon on April 28, 2012, 09:40:42 PM

A boy can undress and find a place in like 5 seconds. A dark corner you say? works for me!

You underestimate males.
that is, teenage males.

True, I do. I hear quite a few actually manage to be "done" before even undressing.

Quote from: Goldfrapp on April 28, 2012, 09:42:49 PM

If that is how the teenager boys are these days, I blame the internet. Everything was better back in the 90s:P

Not sure about everything, but some things sure were. Like... Teenagers. *cough*

Soryon · « **Reply #8549 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:50:45 PM »

Quote from: TiYlER on April 28, 2012, 09:43:03 PM

Hm, I feel like I am missing out on quite a bit, being 16 2/3 yet still a virgin...

Hard to imagine you are a virgin being you look like fucking bieber! I bet the girls are all over you!
But no, its not like losing it is anything special. Its something you never get back. I dunno. Just trying to make you feel better, lol.

Goldfrapp · « **Reply #8550 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:54:47 PM »

For a male, loosing the virginity is usually over in a second, and nothing to remember.
I wish girls were just as lucky. It usually stays with you as a painful memory for the rest of your life.

undetz · « **Reply #8551 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:55:35 PM »

The trick is to manage to relax. Or so I hear.

Goldfrapp · « **Reply #8552 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:57:16 PM »

Right, I'll remember that next time..

...Wait a second......

metro. · « **Reply #8553 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:58:08 PM »

So...sex talks eh?

elvikun · « **Reply #8554 on:** April 28, 2012, 09:59:59 PM »

You cannot get it back, because there is nothing to loose at the first place. It's just a mind-hype.

And Bieber .. Well, that's one of the things which were better in 90's. Someone like that was considered weird, not cool.

PS: Wow, I just knew metro will smell he word "virgin" and rush in.

undetz · « **Reply #8555 on:** April 28, 2012, 10:05:27 PM »

Quote from: metro. on April 28, 2012, 09:58:08 PM

So...sex talks eh?

There's an anthropomorphic personification of sex walking around and talking?

Goldfrapp · « **Reply #8556 on:** April 28, 2012, 10:05:59 PM »

Quote from: elvikun on April 28, 2012, 09:59:59 PM

PS: Wow, I just knew metro will smell he word "virgin" and rush in.

lol;D

metro. · « **Reply #8557 on:** April 28, 2012, 10:11:18 PM »

Quote from: Goldfrapp on April 28, 2012, 10:05:59 PM

Quote from: elvikun on April 28, 2012, 09:59:59 PM

PS: Wow, I just knew metro will smell he word "virgin" and rush in.
lol;D

How mean, I try to contribute and you shoot me down

Honestly though, I just skipped forward a bunch of pages, and...sex.
I need to go start another topic, and see how that goes.

elvikun · « **Reply #8558 on:** April 28, 2012, 10:14:16 PM »

Quote from: metro. on April 28, 2012, 10:11:18 PM

Quote from: Goldfrapp on April 28, 2012, 10:05:59 PM
Quote from: elvikun on April 28, 2012, 09:59:59 PM

PS: Wow, I just knew metro will smell he word "virgin" and rush in.
lol;D

How mean, I try to contribute and you shoot me down

Honestly though, I just skipped forward a bunch of pages, and...sex.
I need to go start another topic, and see how that goes.

No metro.
No metro.
No metro.
Someone says word virgin.
Metro: "Hello."

But I support it, make a thread and spill all your perversion in it.

metro. · « **Reply #8559 on:** April 28, 2012, 10:16:11 PM »

For me to spill all my perversions Elvi, it would take more time then I have in this world.