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Offline Nikkoru

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #260 on: March 31, 2012, 06:42:04 PM »
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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #261 on: April 02, 2012, 09:15:45 PM »
They have a reputation for being easy. At least all of the ones I've met that are not devoutly religious.

Someone explained it to me once, but uh...can't remember for some odd, unknown reason.
Wait, they're regarded as easy...? Oh...

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #262 on: April 02, 2012, 11:20:11 PM »
Yeah, Hipster chicks are typically pretty easy. Just like people that have bleeding hearts for animals or the environment are also easy. Strong beliefs really. Religion just gets in the way with the the whole no pre-marital sex thing.


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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #263 on: April 03, 2012, 06:13:30 AM »
OT: People not understanding how the prisoners dilemma works.
That is more likely to piss me off than amuse me...

OnT: That "Off Topic" and "On Topic" have the same abbreviation "OT".

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #264 on: April 03, 2012, 06:17:08 AM »
Lol it doesn't actually make me upset though. It was just funny to hear the guy try and justify his point of view.


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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #265 on: April 03, 2012, 06:23:49 AM »
OT: The nasty things people say about me. Apparently, I'm akin to a dictator and feline feces.
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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #266 on: April 03, 2012, 05:47:38 PM »
My addictive personality with respect to stories. It is so difficult for me to put down any decent book/anime/tv series while I'm in the middle of it.


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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #267 on: April 03, 2012, 05:58:14 PM »
You know those people who post cliché quotes on facebook thinking they're intelligent? Or bombard you with pictures of their beliefs? I've started taking to posting bad taste comments in response until they unfriend me. One woman posted a picture of a dead polar bear with a hunter leering over him with a knife saying "Clearly has no heart." I responded along the lines of "I'm pretty sure he does, doesn't look like he's removed it yet."

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #268 on: April 03, 2012, 06:30:50 PM »
You know those people who post cliché quotes on facebook thinking they're intelligent? Or bombard you with pictures of their beliefs? I've started taking to posting bad taste comments in response until they unfriend me. One woman posted a picture of a dead polar bear with a hunter leering over him with a knife saying "Clearly has no heart." I responded along the lines of "I'm pretty sure he does, doesn't look like he's removed it yet."

I can be a dick and I don't care. Spam me and eventually I'll fight back.

That's fucking hilarious.

This is one of my favorite pictures to piss off animal rights people with.

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #269 on: April 03, 2012, 07:26:52 PM »
You know those people who post cliché quotes on facebook thinking they're intelligent? Or bombard you with pictures of their beliefs? I've started taking to posting bad taste comments in response until they unfriend me. One woman posted a picture of a dead polar bear with a hunter leering over him with a knife saying "Clearly has no heart." I responded along the lines of "I'm pretty sure he does, doesn't look like he's removed it yet."

I can be a dick and I don't care. Spam me and eventually I'll fight back.
This is one of my favorite pictures to piss off animal rights people with.
I don't get it.  How is that offensive to animal rights people?

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #270 on: April 03, 2012, 07:36:14 PM »
You know those people who post cliché quotes on facebook thinking they're intelligent? Or bombard you with pictures of their beliefs? I've started taking to posting bad taste comments in response until they unfriend me. One woman posted a picture of a dead polar bear with a hunter leering over him with a knife saying "Clearly has no heart." I responded along the lines of "I'm pretty sure he does, doesn't look like he's removed it yet."

I can be a dick and I don't care. Spam me and eventually I'll fight back.
This is one of my favorite pictures to piss off animal rights people with.
I don't get it.  How is that offensive to animal rights people?

Yeah, there's better images. Try this for example.

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #271 on: April 03, 2012, 07:49:35 PM »
I was just uploading a picture of a cat on tinypic and the phrase it wanted me to type for verification was "dog's dinner"....

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #272 on: April 03, 2012, 09:21:32 PM »
You know those people who post cliché quotes on facebook thinking they're intelligent? Or bombard you with pictures of their beliefs?

Sadly, some of my family members do this.  Since I want to maintain cordial relations with most of my blood relatives, and pointing out their cliches or lack of original thought isn't worth the subsequent drama, I just ignore them 99% of the time.
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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #273 on: April 03, 2012, 09:30:40 PM »
You know those people who post cliché quotes on facebook thinking they're intelligent? Or bombard you with pictures of their beliefs?

Sadly, some of my family members do this.  Since I want to maintain cordial relations with most of my blood relatives, and pointing out their cliches or lack of original thought isn't worth the subsequent drama, I just ignore them 99% of the time.

The joys of the option to unsubscribe.


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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #274 on: April 08, 2012, 03:00:04 AM »
met a Russian guy named Smirnoff...

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #275 on: April 08, 2012, 03:14:25 AM »
Since we have a quite popular 'Things that piss you off' thread I thought I'd give it an opposite.

So what stuff amuses you / makes you happy?


Today watching a 40 something year old woman dressed like a teenage whore is amusing me.

Thats always funny. I was at the mall today and saw a female who was wearing a shirt way to small for her it was like her shirt was squeezing skin from any open hole. Thats when I realize the word "gut" was appropriate.

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #276 on: April 08, 2012, 05:02:03 AM »
That's an old quote, I almost forgot about Kurandoinu.

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #277 on: April 12, 2012, 05:08:46 PM »
i read "Last thing that you ATE" and "Things that piss you off!" too fast that i ended up with "Last thing that piss you off!"

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #278 on: April 12, 2012, 07:38:34 PM »
There was a group of high school kids at my campus doing the "oooo look you should come here!" thing. So glad I missed that...

Anyways, someone organized a bunch of people to run at them in a circle screaming and then stand there and stare at them for a few seconds and run away.

I have no idea why it was so funny at the time.

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Re: Things that amuse you
« Reply #279 on: April 12, 2012, 09:23:37 PM »
Being a sarcastic asshole while at work.

The only way to amuse yourself when in retail, that or trying to sell fedoras & aviators to people so they look like douchebags lolol