Author Topic: Things that amuse you (Read 113144 times)

undetz · « **Reply #420 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:52:55 AM »

And? Did the crow get its ass handed to it?

Copperstone · « **Reply #421 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:16:58 AM »

Oh yes, very much so. I could see feathers flying around. But the crow eventually evaded the eagle and went and hid somewhere. The eagle was still circling around. Hahaha, it was a nice sight. Nat Geo or Animal Planet would have loved it. I actually forgot I have a smartphone in my pocket... Totally forgot to record that thing! It would have been awesome...

megido-rev.M · « **Reply #422 on:** July 17, 2012, 02:41:22 AM »

"Rocket Surgery"

metro. · « **Reply #423 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:08:46 PM »

Fuck I hate angry customers, and having to be nice to them.
"Yeah, I just troll them. 'Oh,you wanted this is xl? Here's a small it's all we have.'
Hahahaha shit that just made my day.

shabutie · « **Reply #424 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:15:07 PM »

Quote from: metro. on July 17, 2012, 09:08:46 PM

Fuck I hate angry customers, and having to be nice to them.
"Yeah, I just troll them. 'Oh,you wanted this is xl? Here's a small it's all we have.'
Hahahaha shit that just made my day.

How I deal with phone customers:

Custy: Hi! You guys have x in stock?
Me: Uhh, lemme check on that for you. One second please.

Put them on hold for a few mins and talk to random coworkers / other customers.

Me: Yeah, I checked around and we don't have it in stock.
Custy: You carry it in store?
Me: Yeah, we're just out of stock right now. Next truck should be in over the weekend.

metro. · « **Reply #425 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:18:09 PM »

Oh yeah I make up when we get inventory in all the time.

"Do you have this in size 6?"
No, we're getting on (next day I'm not working) you can try coming in then.

Also, because we sell purses.
"Do you have a purse that's pink with like... a buckle and a heart?"
Yes, three.
"Oh, you know the one with the zipper"
Still, three. Here, look, that one's pink.

* metro. proceeds to walk away.

Nodame-chan · « **Reply #426 on:** July 20, 2012, 09:47:31 PM »

The gay who is being raped in the park next to my house. Or rather his, no it's screaming and yelling.

buchno · « **Reply #427 on:** July 20, 2012, 09:52:22 PM »

Quote from: nodame-chan on July 20, 2012, 09:47:31 PM

The gay who is being raped in the park next to my house. Or rather his, no it's screaming and yelling.

Rape amuses you?
...and I thought you were one of the saner people here...

Nodame-chan · « **Reply #428 on:** July 20, 2012, 09:59:27 PM »

Rape doesn't amuse me a bit.
1st it's a gay, and i'm against gays. Or it's not gay, it's the transverstite which is even worse.
2nd it was that voice of scream that made me laugh.
3rd tbh i'm not sure if it was rape. I just don't imagine what else it could have been

buchno · « **Reply #429 on:** July 20, 2012, 10:10:11 PM »

Quote from: nodame-chan on July 20, 2012, 09:59:27 PM

Rape doesn't amuse me a bit.
1st it's a gay, and i'm against gays. Or it's not gay, it's the transverstite which is even worse.
2nd it was that voice of scream that made me laugh.
3rd tbh i'm not sure if it was rape. I just don't imagine what else it could have been

You're against homosexuals?
...and I thought you were one of the saner people here...

Nodame-chan · « **Reply #430 on:** July 20, 2012, 10:13:38 PM »

a horrible person i am, ain't i?

undetz · « **Reply #431 on:** July 20, 2012, 11:39:13 PM »

Quote from: nodame-chan on July 20, 2012, 10:13:38 PM

a horrible person i am, ain't i?

Well, we already established that you're a snake, after all.

megido-rev.M · « **Reply #432 on:** July 21, 2012, 01:35:51 AM »

I thought it was zombie

?

Soryon · « **Reply #433 on:** July 21, 2012, 03:37:15 AM »

When someone/friend/family tries to pay me for doing something or helping them with something.
I almost feel guilty when I have to turn away cash because I dont fucking charge people I like for lending a hand (tho if you want to buy me a beer, thats another story)

metro. · « **Reply #434 on:** July 21, 2012, 05:12:18 AM »

The lack of food in my house.

Quote from: nodame-chan on July 20, 2012, 10:13:38 PM

a horrible person i am, ain't i?

Yes, that's like hating someone for...I dunno, having purple eyes.
Uncommon, not unheard of, and genetically caused.
I hope you hurt yourself one day.

Nodame-chan · « **Reply #435 on:** July 21, 2012, 05:15:51 AM »

Wow metro. Will you be happy if I cut myself?!

buchno · « **Reply #436 on:** July 21, 2012, 10:31:53 AM »

Quote from: nodame-chan on July 21, 2012, 05:15:51 AM

Wow metro. Will you be happy if I cut myself?!

Well, you kind of begged for it...

Nodame-chan · « **Reply #437 on:** July 21, 2012, 10:36:48 AM »

Well if it's what all of you want....

* nodame-chan commits seppuku.

buchno · « **Reply #438 on:** July 21, 2012, 10:52:51 AM »

Quote from: nodame-chan on July 21, 2012, 10:36:48 AM

Well if it's what all of you want....
* nodame-chan commits seppuku.

Okay, that's one less person that (partly, if you're against bi 50% as much) hates me in the world...

Nodame-chan · « **Reply #439 on:** July 21, 2012, 11:17:27 AM »

Quote from: buchno on July 21, 2012, 10:52:51 AM

Quote from: nodame-chan on July 21, 2012, 10:36:48 AM
Well if it's what all of you want....
* nodame-chan commits seppuku.
Okay, that's one less person that (partly, if you're against bi 50% as much) hates me in the world...

At least somebody will be happy.