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yt1DER:
I would like to be cremated and have the ashes put into a clay mixture. Then it would be sculpted into a garden gnome and placed in a coffin and the funeral will proceed normally.
...up until the point where they open the coffin and there's a gnome inside.
The adults will have a fun time explaining to their kids that grandpa turned into a gnome and died.
kitamesume:
--- Quote from: yt1DER on December 02, 2011, 09:38:11 AM ---I would like to be cremated and have the ashes put into a clay mixture. Then it would be sculpted into a garden gnome and placed in a coffin and the funeral will proceed normally.
...up until the point where they open the coffin and there's a gnome inside.
The adults will have a fun time explaining to their kids that grandpa turned into a gnome and died.
--- End quote ---
why gnome? why not an alien? and make your kids tell your grandkids that you were an alien >,>
yt1DER:
--- Quote from: kitamesume on December 02, 2011, 09:50:41 AM ---why gnome? why not an alien? and make your kids tell your grandkids that you were an alien >,>
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Because aliens don't have beards, and by that time I plan on having a magnificent, luscious beard.
bork:
Interesting that no one has brought up the body liquefaction yet. They stick your body in a tank and three hours later you are flushed down into the city sewer.
Method does not use any land to bury you in and does not require fuel to turn you into ash. Just does not feel right though at the end of the funeral service they pull the flush lever.
btw. if you think I am pulling your leg, google "funeral liquefaction"
kitamesume:
^ have you ever think that you'll be sleeping with the feces with that kind of funeral?
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