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AnimeJanai:
Sometimes, you don't know if people get cremated or buried though due to chance.
There was that serial killer guy in Canada who killed a lot of prostitutes over a period of time but pretty much all of the bodies and bones were never recovered except for one that was buried beneath a concrete patio. I guess when the police get desperate, they will do a HUGE amount of digging and demolition if they have the budget. But it is always a huge problem how to get rid of all the meat, blood, and bones from a human carcass especially if you don't have knowledge how to take apart a big meaty human corpse efficiently or have meat cutting tools and grinders and freezers and a good meat treatment area.
That serial killer also ran a small but popular sausage meat facility like any good entrepreneur. It was well equipped with tools to cut beef and pork carcasses. He acquired the meat and bones from whatever reputable meat sources. His meat products were consumed by people. The bone marrow is also used in meat products. The bones can be ground into bone meal and used to improve calcium content (done in some places) or sold for fertilizer.
I have not purchased any MEAT products from him although I admit I like sausage meat a lot. I wonder where he got his meat? It must have been a good source as his customer base was significant. I trust they enjoyed eating their sausage meat especially when it might have seemed extra tasty every now and then. Could that be from extra seasoning? Who knows what goes into the sausage meat made by a serial killer? But it is good that he provided a tasty meat product to his customers who appreciated eating all that tasty meat. His meat products were sold at local Canadian grocery stores too. I lament the removal of a good supplier of sausage meat from the economy.
bork:
Sorry - did not intend this to result in this going toward the soylent green direction.
Both me and my wife agreed that each will take the cheapest method for each others funeral and if she wants to do the flush method, so be it. Any money saved from the funeral expenses will be used in throwing a going away party with a toast to the missing guest of honor. It might not end up as being the most upbeat party thrown but we both do not want a bunch of people all standing around crying about how cruel and unfair it is to die. Dieing is not unfair, its a fact that will happen; there is a 100% death rate for humans. It may seem flippant in attitude for what I have written but I still grieve when someone close to me dies, I just understand I still need to live the life I have been given and move forward with it. A lot of people I have known are now gone and it seems every year or so I have one less friend around, you start to understand that your time is also coming to an end.
Jurichan:
--- Quote from: kitamesume on December 01, 2011, 01:18:32 PM ---i wonder if headshrinking is legal in my area... you guys get the idea right~?
--- End quote ---
That would actually be pretty awesome.
AnimeJanai:
When you die, would you prefer your children to hold a party of sorts to celebrate the happy times they had together rather than having a sad funeral?
kitamesume:
^i'll make them have a party with my corpse with a party hat and holding a drink, after that, off to the incinerator!
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