Author Topic: [game] You wake up in bed with the user above you. (Read 26478 times)

Soryon · « **Reply #340 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:26:47 AM »

show up wearing a fake cop uniform from the the joke shop.

"What is your complaint, sir?"

Dex_Belle · « **Reply #341 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:27:16 AM »

call a scientist

TiYlER · « **Reply #342 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:37:09 AM »

Get the fuck outta there. Sex with a minor is illegal.

Soryon · « **Reply #343 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:38:42 AM »

Get the fuck outta there. Sex with a minor is illegal.

Aren't u a minor too? anyway yea, gtfo cuz sex with a minor is illegal.

TiYlER · « **Reply #344 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:40:08 AM »

Shoot it dead and eat for breakfast

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Meandola · « **Reply #345 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:42:22 AM »

I'm sorry, but can I ask you to gtfo of my bed, it's private property. If not, I have a shotgun ready to blow your balls off ♥

TiYlER · « **Reply #346 on:** March 08, 2012, 12:44:04 AM »

Check to see if I have "balls of ♥"

buchno · « **Reply #347 on:** March 08, 2012, 01:00:25 AM »

Well, you're over the age of consent where I live and balls of ♥ sounds exotic, so... gtfo of my property before I call child protective services.

metro. · « **Reply #348 on:** March 08, 2012, 03:28:26 AM »

Shave his eyebrows.

buchno · « **Reply #349 on:** March 08, 2012, 05:29:03 AM »

Tie the fool to the bed until he becomes sober and realizes just what in the world he was about to do.

Clannad_92 · « **Reply #350 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:06:40 AM »

wondering if she's jap or foreigner...hmmm... .

TiYlER · « **Reply #351 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:36:35 AM »

tie the user up so he/she doesn't escape

Pervy.san · « **Reply #352 on:** March 10, 2012, 07:54:13 AM »

says that the ropes could be a little tighter

Soryon · « **Reply #353 on:** March 10, 2012, 08:01:26 AM »

Ties the ropes tighter.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #354 on:** March 10, 2012, 08:05:22 AM »

offers a brush teeth for the person above, araragi style.

1000mAh · « **Reply #355 on:** March 10, 2012, 08:32:05 AM »

*gee~* go continue sleeping on the floor.

Clannad_92 · « **Reply #356 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:15:34 AM »

offers a brush teeth for the person above, araragi style.

+1

also do the same, but threesome ararararararagi style...

Tatsujin · « **Reply #357 on:** March 12, 2012, 05:55:14 AM »

Deep sleep till 2+ in the afternoon. I'm sure the person above me woke up a lot earlier.

EmptyMemory · « **Reply #358 on:** March 12, 2012, 06:52:33 AM »

Leave.

Sebur · « **Reply #359 on:** March 14, 2012, 08:10:06 AM »

Catch him, tie him up and bring him back to bed.