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Offline thescarykid

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2011, 05:57:49 AM »
Quit smoking, drink in moderation, cut back on the assholery, pay off my vespa, finish chest piece, get a Ural, do awesome in school, celibacy.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2011, 07:08:40 AM »
Quit smoking, drink in moderation, cut back on the assholery, pay off my vespa, finish chest piece, get a Ural, do awesome in school, celibacy.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2011, 03:38:35 PM »
1) convince my self that i could try finding a genie
2) find a genie
3) wish to become god
4) save people and make them owe you
5) be a celebrity
6) ? ? ?
7) profit!

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2011, 05:33:28 PM »
Learn the meaning of the second last step : "???" that kita just did. Saw it in many places but never got it...
Parts of it I admired greatly, parts I laughed at till my sides were almost sore;
other parts I read with absolute sorrow,  because I think them utterly false and grievously mischievous...
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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2011, 05:46:41 PM »
I'm not one for new years' resolutions and I've never done one so maybe I should try it.
I'd pick not fuck the world over or not have a total mindbreak but seeing as those are something I'm not so keen on keeping I should probably find something better.
Stay in the uni I'm at now? I think that sounds proper. Yeah I think I might try that. Then again, that kinda implies I wouldn't just fuck everything so maybe not.
Not murder anyone on a whim sounds good enough, that I might even be able to keep.
Oh and deepen my knowledge of russian and start spanish.


Try to enjoy my life while serving in the army next year. (It can be nerve-wracking)
Don't worry, just take it easy and it'll be fun. Remember, life is too valuable to be taken seriously.  ;)

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2011, 06:46:36 PM »
Learn the meaning of the second last step : "???" that kita just did. Saw it in many places but never got it...

"? ? ?" usually means "you should get it by now" but there are other meanings to it.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2011, 07:03:11 PM »
No fap year!

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2011, 07:23:33 PM »
Quit smoking, drink in moderation, cut back on the assholery, pay off my vespa, finish chest piece, get a Ural, do awesome in school, celibacy.

The cow took a crap on the lawn recently didn't it?

More like lost at sea during a storm set in a monochrome silent film, desperately clinging to anything going to Jimmy Buffet's margaritaville.  I forgot to write my name Bobo backwards on my "hello my name is" sticker right before they jettison my ass out into space.  God's speed, brave space monkey.



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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2011, 07:48:03 PM »
1° Improve health
While I managed to convert a lot of fat in muscle in the last year solely from work I f.ex. also managed to fuck up my teeth enough not to be able to eat a steak without some effort. While a weight in double digits (nb: Kilograms) is probably too far-fetched I do want to lose some more..

2° Get my appartment back in working order
2 years of being a quasi-hikikomori and 1 year of intense working has left much to be done.. and I have WAY too much stuff (my vinyl collection only is already in the 2000 pieces.. my Ikea Expedit case can't hold it all ... add to that tons of pc-hardware, old consoles (broken/fixed/working), magazines, books, cd's/dvd's, assorted stuff from when we threw parties ...etc...etc... hey, at least I got already my paint for the re-paint... now the only problem is getting that on the wall anytime soon :P

3° Have a blast on my holiday to Japan
After 3 years of waiting i'm finally off to Japan in April for 3 weeks, I entend to make this one memorable

4° Get my driver's license
I want to finally get to it, first thing I do when I get back from Japan in april so I can have it by my 32'th b-day this summer :p

5° Don't fall in a slump again
New bosses take over at work in october, at the moment none of the employees is being kept so probably have to find a new path in my 'career' by then. And maybe it's time to go out & dj again so I can meet some females who aren't grannies :p

12 is my lucky number, I hope this year turns out as good as I hope it will *g*


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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2011, 08:44:04 PM »
No fap year!

Hey, now, let's not go crazy!  The purpose of a New Year's resolution is to encourage you to do something (or stop doing something) that's going to make your life better in some way, not worse.  You, sir, are on a path to self-destruction.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2011, 09:02:58 PM »
No fap year!

Hey, now, let's not go crazy!  The purpose of a New Year's resolution is to encourage you to do something (or stop doing something) that's going to make your life better in some way, not worse.  You, sir, are on a path to self-destruction.

Yes and no. There are quotes in the movie, "Fight club" that addresses this.

I'm still wondering if being a "successful and motivated asshole" is a good one. Successful and motivated is good stuff. Asshole... not so much.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2011, 09:08:48 PM »
No fap year!

Hey, now, let's not go crazy!  The purpose of a New Year's resolution is to encourage you to do something (or stop doing something) that's going to make your life better in some way, not worse.  You, sir, are on a path to self-destruction.
There is no point in making resolutions I know I'm not going to fulfill so I'm picking up something I may be able to accomplish :P

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2011, 09:37:04 PM »
Make fun of idiots who believe that the world will end in 2012.
For one thing, Tiff is not on any level what I would call a typical American.  She's not what I would consider a typical person.  I don't know any other genius geneticist anime-fan martial artist marksman model-level beauties, do you?

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2011, 09:54:12 PM »
Make fun of idiots who believe that the world will end in 2012.
Yeah ... that will be fun ... until it actually happens :D

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2011, 12:51:58 AM »
Make fun of idiots who believe that the world will end in 2012.
Yeah ... that will be fun ... until it actually happens :D

I wouldn't be all that upset if it did end in 2012, but I'm not holding my breath.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2011, 01:19:35 AM »
Make fun of idiots who believe that the world will end in 2012.
Yeah ... that will be fun ... until it actually happens :D

I wouldn't be all that upset if it did end in 2012, but I'm not holding my breath.

Right?  For me it's like, god, at least they got it right this time.  Somebody was able to predict/know something accurately.  And then it actually happened.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2011, 06:49:38 AM »
Don't get me wrong, I got stuff stashed for the occasion :)

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2011, 07:18:33 AM »
Gain weight (I weigh only 43kg)

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2012, 08:20:35 AM »
Ok, I am done with my new years resolution. I finally found some time for a long fuck after all the celebration and fireworks. Speaking of which when I mentioned the whole "no fap" year to my gf, she laughed and gave me 3 days at most. I hate it when she is right  ;D
For one thing, Tiff is not on any level what I would call a typical American.  She's not what I would consider a typical person.  I don't know any other genius geneticist anime-fan martial artist marksman model-level beauties, do you?

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Re: New Year's Resolutions for 2012
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2012, 09:46:08 AM »
This year.
I will DERP.
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