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Offline Nyking754

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zombie apocalypse
« on: February 06, 2012, 12:09:03 AM »
as we all know the world is coming to an end in 2012 and there will  be a zombie apocalypse
now state ur zombie plan

ill start -
when the zombies come ill grab my racing leathers, my bat, and my fakku porn and make my way to a boat. then ill live like pirate raiding towns along to coast for resources  8)

Offline i_am_otep

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2012, 12:53:27 AM »
After watching High School of the Dead, I just realized how helpless I will be if a zombie breakout suddenly occurred...

All I've got is my hockey stick..

Well... hockey stick + some hockey tape + some kitchen knife = spear.

Offline Azula

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2012, 12:58:02 AM »
Call me old fashioned, but I think a ZA is suppose to be a "start from scratch" thing.

So I grab whatever resembles a weapon around wherever I am when the Zombies hit, then make my way to find as many guns and as much ammo as I can find. On the way obviously, I find a chick that can act as a medic, a huge dude with a shotgun and a grenades, a crazy chick with a katana, and a tech-person of w/e gender.



this isn't a preference, I kind of want this to happen.
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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2012, 01:27:11 AM »
Aren't people a little too worried about this zombie breakout? Or have necromancers managed to elude the populace for too long?
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Offline Azula

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2012, 01:42:26 AM »
That's what the zombies WANT you to think! One minute you're all "La di da shoo bi di do wha" and then BAM!

You gotta be more careful man... if the zombies hear we're getting complacent with our whole "having a brain and not worrying about losing it" situation, they'll attack! That's why zombie enthusiasts won't shut up about them! To scare them off!

You should thank us, and not question our methods.

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2012, 04:44:06 AM »
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I answered in some detail here:

 - http://forums.bakabt.me/index.php?topic=30182.msg4621313

Also relevant resources:

 - http://forums.bakabt.me/index.php?topic=29012.msg4587308
 - http://forums.bakabt.me/index.php?topic=24122.msg4432291


Could you please define the type of Zombie Apocalypse we are facing this time?  Tactics must be adapted to each type of zombie for maximum effectiveness.

Also, since we've been through this a few times now ... is this one a Boss Level invasion?  Like, one where animals other than humans are also affected?  I mean, y'know, zombie dogs, cats and cows that can run at nearly normal speed should add a little bit of t3h excite to it.
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Offline Nyking754

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2012, 06:23:29 AM »
its the OMFG fast fucking zombie and it affects only human
also it spreads by air and only 5% of pop is immune to the airborne virus and that 5% is not immune to infection by contact
meaning ur fucked with a ratio of less than 19:1 zombies to humans
also these zombies dont rot so ur fucking urself if u stay in ur closet

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2012, 06:48:12 AM »
Starting in der riese i would survive several rounds of zombies and rack up some points, then i would head to the gun box and use it until i get a good automatic and turn on the electricity, then i would head to the catwalk and camp until i die.

Offline i_am_otep

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2012, 07:02:41 AM »
Can you make molotov cocktail from vodka? 'Cause I always have quite a number of bottles on hand..

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2012, 07:09:03 AM »
I'd avoid places like the supermarket and general town for a day or two to let the panic ensued by other survivors there die down a bit and instead would find a weapon, a bro to protect my back and raid the nearest houses that had been infected to get supplies. Then i'd barricade downstairs in my house and sleep on the roof. After i've got my shit sorted i'd go into town to get better stuff and supplies, then start looking for survivors, friends, family etc, and a better place to live. Tryin not get get eaten all the while.
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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2012, 07:55:17 AM »
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'Kay.  Got it.  So, we're looking at a scenario something like between Halfllife, Omega Man and Halo, where you have to waste ammo taking them apart piece by piece like in Dead Space.  And, the mofos can run.

Shit.  I can't do any serious running anymore, my knees are fucked.  God dammit!  >:(

On the plus, it seems I'm immune to airborne infection.  My spawn will rule the planet.  8)

So, they're lean, mean and hungry.  Your boat scenario suggests that they aren't bright enough to swim, so that's a plus.  They'll have their senses, for the most part, but you are suggesting they won't be very intelligent ... we'll hope less cunning than a typical dog.

Shit.  That's a pretty fucking smart zombie.  And they're fast.  But, they are stupid enough to drown, so they'll be susceptible to various traps.  Herding and luring strategies can be developed to wipe out large numbers of them (in many cases), and there are copious amounts of fire-making fluids available.

So, they don't rot, but they still have to eat (physical biology: they don't photosynthesize, so energy has to come from somewhere).  And, they only eat what they catch that's still alive.  They will deplete their food resources fairly rapidly.  Most animals starve to death in about two to three weeks.  We'll assume these zombies are smart enough, instinctively, to drink water, else their bodies will fail from dehydration within 3-5 days.

Hope:  the general incursion could well burn itself out worldwide, to completion, through starvation, within 60-90 days.  Even sooner if they require a live-brains diet.  Half life mathematics rule.  It is a reasonable survival strategy that if you can make it 120 days, it's over (as far as zombie dangers go).  Good news: it isn't going to last forever.

A number of strategies I outlined in that link in my previous post still hold true.  20 guage shotguns, .40 cal semi-auto handguns & carbines, a couple of ranged sniper rifles, reloading supplies ... all of which are pretty close at hand to where I live.  Offensive capability: check.  Augment with machete & light, fast swords (katana) for hand-to-hand.  Note to self: avoid hand-to-hand whenever possible.

They don't rot, so serious damage must be inflicted strategically to neutralize each one.  Will have to capture a few for experimental purposes to test poisons (cyanide gas should work) and other methods.  Should require oxygen, for example, and they probably bleed out with grievous enough wounds, for other examples.

Will want to test their sensory capabilities, too.  How good is their eyesight, hearing .. do they react to body heat, etc.  Shit.  That's going to be a seriously fucking dangerous project, but a necessary one.

Light, fast transportation: check.  Several dealerships nearby with motorcycles and ATVs of all types.

Need a secure hole-up place.  I'm surrounded for miles in an urban-rural border region, so location of a multi-floor building with ranged, clear field of view from at least six floors up.  Should be all-stone/brick construction.  Fortify lower two floors and zombie-proof egress routes.  Fortress secured: check.

I've damned decent survival skills for countryside living, I know how to hunt and fish.  I can raid stores for food, of which there are several thousand nearby.  Focus on as much meat as fast as possible and jerk it smoked by the ton before it rots.  Food supply secure: check.

I'm good for at least a year, sniping zombies from my rooftop and going on regular, local forays to sweep my region & network with survivors.

And, there will be enormous amounts of beer for the taking.  Bonus!  ;) ;D
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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2012, 08:33:30 AM »
Hide in Attic  (solo)    (Attic can only be accessed be a step ladder, I'll be pulling up the ladder obviously)

> 10 Water Gallon Tank brought there
>  Food would be 6 months supply of canned meat and marshmallow
>  lots Porn Porn Porn magz  or I'll go Crazy (as if Zombie Apocalypse isnt enough)


Weapons Bring along a Hammer , Knife , Flash-Light, Roller Skates (yeah i'll be using that when my food supply depletes)
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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2012, 11:01:23 AM »
Fuck that man i'd go and find the highest tower known to mankind and go and camp there, great areal view can shoot off zombies and you can plan your next escape route from there.
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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2012, 02:43:09 PM »
Can you make molotov cocktail from vodka? 'Cause I always have quite a number of bottles on hand..

Nope

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2012, 05:28:27 PM »
Train in freerunning and parkour. and prepare some epic music playlist.

Why? So i can stay alive cool. not much chance surviving a real one the "fast, non-undead zombie apocalypse with airborne virus" anyway.


Can you make molotov cocktail from vodka? 'Cause I always have quite a number of bottles on hand..

Those would do but not much.
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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2012, 11:04:49 PM »
Well, i got a 22 caliber gun hidden in my house and a few bullets here, but those will not serve for long.

So, listing the things i have:

1. Car
2. Computer Knowledge (decent)
3. Strong body
4. Bad Eye Sight
5. A house with a 7m wall around it
6. A few amount of food
7. Communication Items
8. Solar Panel Roof (energy)
9. And the determination to have fun.
10. Many beer bottles
11. Computer with an external HDD

Plans:

A. Molotov Cocktail, Easy enough i guess, ingredients are all easy to find.
B. Ram over all the zombies i find with a car, or a pickup truck near by.
C. Remove my brain limiter. and fight the zombies with awesome hand to hand combat.
D. Steal some food left over in the grocery stores.
E. Shoot them all
F. Team up with the regional police dept.
G. Grab nuclear items from hospitals, go to a university near by (there's one a few meters away from me). Enrichen them. Create nukes. and send those blooding things to hell.
H. Do not become a zombie, at all costs.
I. Save family members and a few friends. and hope it's not an airborne virus.
J. Train my body to learn parkour, just like kyrdua said.
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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2012, 12:03:25 AM »
Can you make molotov cocktail from vodka? 'Cause I always have quite a number of bottles on hand..
i actually have one filled with napalm in my bathroom :laugh:

actually i live about 2 hours away from a nice little place called fort sill
thats the first place i would go. plus its on the edge of a decent sized city so i wouldnt run out of supplies.

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2012, 03:01:49 AM »
Conveniently i live near army bases so i would head to one of those and use one of my neighbors trucks to do it. Since its only about 2 miles to an army base with weapons. From there pick up weapons and head to fort dix

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2012, 05:15:14 AM »
Airborne virus + ridiculously agile zombies... reminds me of I Am Legend..

I also remember how the virus couldn't survive in low temperatures..

If that's the case, then I should be safe here.. We live in igloos up north the border..

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2012, 12:25:57 AM »
Conveniently i live near army bases so i would head to one of those and use one of my neighbors trucks to do it. Since its only about 2 miles to an army base with weapons. From there pick up weapons and head to fort dix

Even if people are far away from military bases, they shouldn't be that far from police bases. There should be many interesting things that you can use there.
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