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Offline Nyking754

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2012, 01:03:26 AM »
hmmm use hand cuffs and make zombie chain gang
interesting

Offline Azula

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2012, 04:35:57 AM »
Dig gigantic holes in the ground all around town, then cover them up with leaves and branches, then just wait... Team Rocket style!!!

Offline i_am_otep

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2012, 04:46:05 AM »
Dig gigantic holes in the ground all around town, then cover them up with leaves and branches, then just wait... Team Rocket style!!!

We all know how that's gonna end... Azula blasting off again!!

Offline Azula

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2012, 04:27:54 PM »
Dig gigantic holes in the ground all around town, then cover them up with leaves and branches, then just wait... Team Rocket style!!!

We all know how that's gonna end... Azula blasting off again!!

One way or another, you better prepare for trouble. Make it Double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite survivors within our nation! To denounce the evils of our zombie targets! To extend our reach to all the supermarkets! Azula, (whoever joins me)! Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth! That's right!

Offline Pellefantman

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2012, 05:45:38 PM »
Conveniently i live near army bases so i would head to one of those and use one of my neighbors trucks to do it. Since its only about 2 miles to an army base with weapons. From there pick up weapons and head to fort dix

Even if people are far away from military bases, they shouldn't be that far from police bases. There should be many interesting things that you can use there.


Aren't they always looted before you get there? :D  also if you'r going there in a group you can always count on one getting attacked by a policezombie :)

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2012, 05:48:31 PM »
i'd love it if those zombies carries some snipers and miniguns with them and are epically pros, dang rocket launcher zombies too.

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2012, 07:57:14 PM »
Dig gigantic holes in the ground all around town, then cover them up with leaves and branches, then just wait... Team Rocket style!!!

We all know how that's gonna end... Azula blasting off again!!

for a moment there, i was to about to ask "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU READ THAT EPIC POKEMON x AIRBENDER FANFIC?!".
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Offline Azula

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2012, 03:48:53 AM »
Dig gigantic holes in the ground all around town, then cover them up with leaves and branches, then just wait... Team Rocket style!!!

We all know how that's gonna end... Azula blasting off again!!

for a moment there, i was to about to ask "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU READ THAT EPIC POKEMON x AIRBENDER FANFIC?!".

Damnit! Now I wanna read it! and I honestly don't think there is one...

Offline Malakai0

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2012, 08:14:02 AM »
All you need to survive zombie apocalypse: a harem ;)

Offline kitamesume

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2012, 08:46:56 AM »
^ nawp, more like barricade a maid-cafe, what? it has food in it, a harem in it and so much more!

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2012, 09:19:42 PM »
my zombie apocalypse plan

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2012, 05:52:36 AM »
Seriously? My weapon of choice is a shorter baseball bat. You know, the choice equipment of the mafia. Mid range, durable and fast. After that, a good pair of glasses to protect visibility and heading into mountains to wait for a freeze to destroy them.

Get pain killers, a good water bottle, some booze for sterilizing water/wounds and something for energy.

Might add this is an ACTUAL setup i bring with me on road trips to deal with wild animals and maybe the possible freak that needs a beating to keep myself from being stabbed to death.
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Offline Havoc10K

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2012, 07:43:25 AM »
If it would be any different than High School of the Dead, which in terms of possible situations world wide is the most realistic outcome (i'm not talking about boob-physics but how the world reacted with nukes at some point) until EMP is deployed, you don't need a car like that in that leaflet, and after the EMP, you won't be using it anyways :D

Several things you need to know about the tactics is how the zombies react with the environment.
-Sight range (if any)
-Hearing capability (if any)
-smell reactions (if any)
-reflex (if any)
-movement speed (if any)
-attack strength (if any)
-instinctual group tactics (if any)

Then you have to adjust your survival strategies and tactics.
-If zombies react to sound only, avoid contact and making sounds at all costs.
-If zombies react to visual experience only, remain unseen. Travel by night if applicable.
-If zombies react to smell, create as many diversions as you can, also pepper to sabotage their smell ability temporarily.
-If zombies react by reflex, depending on reflex level, adjust avoidance and attack patterns if needed.
-If zombies are moving at slow/moderate/fast pace, adjust accordingly. If slow, exploit it to your advantage, if fast, avoid their acquisition range or exploit their speed.
-If zombies strength is strong/moderate/small, adjust accordingly. Exploit small power with brute force to quickly overpower them, or improve defenses. In most cases the attack strength will likely depend on size and earlier abilities. Zombies feel no pain so they feel no muscle restraint on the body. Accept the fact that they may be considerably strong physically, but shouldn't possess any intelligence to use it conveniently.
-Due to lack of intellect, zombies may travel is small or moderate groups by instinct and coincidence, but will not exploit the profits of being in a groups. Highly unlikely for Hive-Mind intellect ability, so larger groups will not be smarter. If zombies travel in small groups, it's easy to exploit to outmaneuver them and possibly dispatch them without making much effort (digging a large hole and wait for it to spring, then burn the grouped zombies to kill their infectious cells)

One should consider finding a mating partner(s) to preserve species survival.
One should avoid getting dogs, even a trained canine will eventually succumb to hunger for meat, and possibly eat an infected piece, which will in turn (if never seen a canine zombie, mutation is not an impossible threat) into a canine zombie. Canine zombies will be fast and due to animal instincts will develop acute hearing and likely exceptional smelling and tracking via smell tactics. Low durability of canine zombies is made up by considerable speed and jaw strength.

Animal zombies will follow more instinctively and consider intellectual advantage of grouped tactics, unlike human zombies whose instincts are highly suppressed.

Zombie Variety Threat levels:
Human zombies - B-
Animal Zombies - A++
Avian Zombies - A
Marine Zombies - S

It is highly unlikely insects would fall to the zombie phenomena but one should not simply exclude such a possibility.
Insect Zombies should be considered as - SSS++ threat !!!


Offline kitamesume

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2012, 08:19:56 AM »
^ alien zombie = ZZZ+++

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2012, 03:20:03 PM »
Step one: Listen to this song and laugh hysterically.
Step two: Flip the hell out.
Step three: Hope boyfriend doesn't get bit, because I'd be so screwed.
Step four: Make it up as I go.

Most likely outcome? Zombie death for me. >.>;

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2012, 03:21:55 PM »
Step three: Hope boyfriend doesn't get bit, because I'd be so screwed.

you mean, yo uwouldn't be screwed without a zombie boyfriend ?
necrooooooooooO!

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2012, 03:25:21 PM »
Ewwwwwwwww, I am so squicked right now, heh.

If I was somehow lucky enough to have boyfriend, my friend Tyler and My friend Marci all with me when the apocalypse hit, I just might have a chance to survive. XD

(Has anyone here read Double Dead by Chuck Wendig? Because seriously, anyone interested in the zombie apocalypse should freaking devour that amazing book. <3)

Offline kitamesume

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2012, 03:45:04 PM »
if these zombies are truly immortals then you're at most only able to survive a couple of months, why? food stocks will run out because they're starting to spoil plus they aren't unlimited, hunting animals for food would be doubtful because they might become zombies as well.

water source will dry up because pumping stations will be doomed to fail, wells are an option but be on alert because it might be contaminated by zombies falling in it, so does ponds and lakes, you'd be lucky enough if rain comes regularly, if not you're screwed. stock piling water isn't a good thing as well, they're bulky and heavy so you wouldn't be too mobile with lots of water with you.

making a permanent base is never a good thing, as time passes by more and more zombies might swarm on your area and one day you wake up being surrounded by hoards of zombies, bad-luck as you're out of scavenging routes.

and the last enemy thats worse than encountering zombies, preventing the possibility of becoming a lunatic. once you become a lunatic you're doomed to die like a drunk driving on the highway.

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2012, 03:53:36 PM »
You totally have to read Double Dead by Chuck Wendig. They're totally in that situation, but they have one advantage - they have a vampire grudgingly helping them in exchange for a constant food supply.

Zombie apocalypse comes? Find a vampire. XDDD

Offline Havoc10K

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Re: zombie apocalypse
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2012, 04:21:50 PM »
If I had money, I would be well prepared for zombie apocalypse.
But I don't have that kind of money so I would likely grab some weapons, ammo, food, girls, a house, lots of booze and fuel.