Just bought myself a dumbphone. Take that bitches!
No, but seriously, it is hard nowadays to find phones that are not giant flat bricks with huge touch screens and OS akin to the ones you use on your fucking desktop.
So my story is this, my old Nokia that is like 6 years old is finally giving up. I have to yell into my phone so that people will hear me and I can't hear a damned shit myself. The speaker on the phone is also blown somehow (could be that nasty tune I ran on max volume to annoy colleagues). Also it makes rattling noise inside when I shake it, some loose parts perhaps. So since the basic and the only function I need in a phone is failing: that is to actually call people instead of dicking around with a touch screen, I have decided to buy a new one. Took me a while to find something decent too, my friend recommended me one of those nice looking Sony Ericson phones, but I hate the inteface on them, so I went ahead and bought myself a trusty Nokia again. Nokia X3 -2.5 to be exact, nice looking, good size and shape, has buttons, has touch screen (very unnecessary bonus, but oh well...) and has a cool dark gunmetal colour.
I hope it will last for a while, because I have a bad feeling that we will only have faggy iPhones and their clones in the future.