I think I'm single cause I only manage to get half way through posts in this topic and feel like its starting to sound like too much effort. Probably for the best, I imagine I'd be hell to deal with, would be all for it one minute, then I'd probably lose interest.
Better I don't get involved at all, that way I'm gonna hurt someone's feelings.
Hurting people is my job. But the second half is actually better. Too bad

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Why yes, I can count to potato.

You ever had faith?
And it's quite easy to make people fall for perceived truths.
It's not so easy when your "opponent" is intelligent person who uses the sponge in their head as more than a tool for absorption of aspirin.
That's where I misjudged humanity a little bit... More than once.

Yes that could be it.
Well, I'm sorry but in my personal experience, and I'm sorry if I just happen to always meet the easy dumb girls, but lots and lots of girls fall for cheap easy known old tricks like those. A simply compliment, a simple smile, being nice. Sometimes they just need a guy that is nice to them even if it's just for a single night and it makes em happy. And it also makes me happy in a different kind of way. And if that is offending for those girls that are better I understand but I'm just a guy who just admits to do his thing because he needs his 'man thing once in a while' which I can't deny. And it happens to work for me. Am I sad? Mwah, ask me in 10 years.
Besides, I lost faith in humanity like so long ago haha. (Note: not trying to impress you or to go on the same line here. honestly. I'm not gonna date someone on the other end of the world. But I have 0 faith in humanity).
Sad thing is that it's not inborn stupidity, but rather voluntary brain degeneration. Much like those duckfaces.
Well, to be fair, it's not like finding a guy is harder. You don't even have to lie, you just have to sit next to an empty seat.
On the other hand, I see nothing wrong about short-term "intimate" relationship, tho I believe all sides involved should be aware of what it is. Making someone feel loved and kicking them in the morning is a bit cruel, maybe even more so, if you know they aren't the brightest sort.
PS: Do you think you have to tell me "Note: not trying to impress you"?
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Edit: At the other end of the world? Now that's kind of funny considering "Earthland" and "The next world". Also I know where you live. It's not that far. *sharpens knives*