wearing pink shirts = If you wear this then you must know exactly what you are doing. It can be good and bad depending on you.
wearing hair bands = yes only when you have long hair or working out or something.
wearing ear-piercings = Lots of girls seems to like this. It seems a bit girly to me but I see lots of boys/young men wear it.
wearing a mini-skirt = somebody turn on the gay sirens

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wearing panties = ... wtf... Yes please do get a gender change please unless you want to chase me out of the room

Why does this and that youtube video posted earlier remind me of Hard Gay? Hard Gay you own! I shall put a picture of you on my desk! I feel like impersonating Hard Gay right now

For those that don't know him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU8YNyxD93Q (edit: I think it's SFW but you constantly hear the term "hard gay" so beware)