PS Vita is doing well. What makes you think it's not doing well? Because it's not beating it's competitors? It's all about the money. Also, you need to get yourself some new tits. Manly tits. You've already exploded your own.
You're welcome.
It's all about the money? Smartphones sell for $100-$200 in the USA (with a plan obviously), aren't those products a competitor? Tablets sell for $200-$700 and aren't they in the same league as the PS Vita as a mobile gaming platform? And yes, even the 3DS is a competitor. Compared to all those competitors, the PS Vita hardly sparks major excitement. Yes, Sony looks like it makes money off the Vita, but paying at least $250 + overpriced memory cards is killer for the consumer. Where does the Vita fit in (the same goes for the 3DS)? Technically speaking, the PS Vita is the coolest fucking piece of technology... yet compared to it's competition (besides tablets), it's hardly pocketable. Beyond that, the Vita (AND the 3DS for that matter) hardly innovated on their older mobile platforms. On the outside, the PS Vita is just a PSP with an extra thump stick and has a touchscreen and touch panel.
On the flip side, the 3DS is less of an innovation off the DS. The original brick DS was great and the 3DS isn't much different besides the new thumpstick and a SLIGHTLY bigger screen. Much beyond that, the 3D is very cool and it's no where near as powerful as the PS Vita (so games will look worse, especially on a smaller resolution screen). Another good point is that the 3DS was the same price as a Wifi only model. Once the price dropped, then the console got appealing to more people and it honestly creamed in the holiday months.
So what makes me think it hasn't done well? Because Sony doesn't tell us the break down numbers. Because we've been wined and dined and sexed up by the mobile phone industry when it comes to mobile gaming (some of the games they have are great, and most are never more than $1). So why don't I side with smartphones? It's because the DS was a great system and it had huge selection of games. I'm thinking that the 3DS will have the same continued sucess and the PS Vita will go down the road of the Dreamcast (it will be loved dearly, but won't be missed by the majority of consumers).
Honestly, if you had to ask me one or two reasons why I don't even want a Vita is because of the battery life (and the inability to replace it with a bigger one) and the sheer size of it. Or this talk could be all for nothing and Sony goes on to drop the price and they sell tons of units during the 2012 holiday at a nice $180 price point. The only thing the PS Vita needs in the next 9 months is a killer game. Honestly, I'm waiting for Pokemon 3DS and Advance Wars.

BTW, stop talking about tits. If you think it makes you cooler, it really doesn't.